Access Denied 3-18-23

The picture cuts across the arena and cuts to the ring.



Emily Lyle - The following contest is sanctioned under the rule of UWL International and it is set for one fall with a forty five minute time limit and it is the UWL Legacy Championship!

"Thunder" begins to blast out over the arena speakers, smoke begins to fill around the entrance area when a spot lights hits on the entrance area Dylan Hunt walks out from behind the curtain walking to the ring ignoring everything around him focusing on one thing and one thing only his match that awaits him.

Emily Lyle - From Nashville, TN!! Weighing two hundred and fifty five pounds!! Dylan Hunt!!

Dylan slowly moves toward the ring, he moves slowly up the ring steps entering the ring, moving to the center of the ring. Dylan opens his ring jacket throwing both arms out. Dylan quickly jerks the ring jacket back together, slowly turning moving back across the ring to his corner waiting for the match to begin.



"Gangster's Paradise" by Coolio begins to play throughout the arena. The lights abruptly turn off all at once as the music continues to play. Seemingly hundreds of camera flashes begin lighting up the darkened arena then suddenly the curtain is thrown back and Robert Daniels and his wife Lauren emerge from behind the curtain...Daniels wears a very serious look upon his face, walking down the center of the runway with his wife in tow.

Emily Lyle - From Seattle, Washington, weighing two hundred and thirty five pounds, he is the UWL Legacy Champion Robert Daniels!!!

He stops on the apron, holding the ropes open for his wife then wiping his boots before stepping through himself. He circles the ring, removing his robe and sunglasses and handing them off to a stage hand. He climbs up on the turnbuckles and looks around at the crowd, enjoying the negative reaction as he talks trash right back to them. He tells the camera that he's the man before dropping down and fixing his wrist tape as the music ends.

Cliff Morris - We’re ready to get things started here at Access Denied. As Robert Daniels takes on Dylan Hunt with the Legacy Championship on the line.

Logan Acker - This Legacy Championship business is a figment of Robert Daniels imagination.

The bell sounds, as both competitors slowly move from their corners circling around one another, as they move to the center of the ring. They move to lock up, as they do Daniels shoots around on Hunt taking him into a rear waistlock. Daniels lifts Hunt up for a takedown, throwing him down onto the mat. Hunt turns on the sitting on the mat, as Daniels struts around the ring rubbiThe bell sounds, as both competitors slowly move from their corners circling around one another, as they move to the center of the ring. They move to lock up, as they do Daniels shoots around on Hunt taking him into a rear waistlock. Daniels lifts Hunt up for a takedown, throwing him down onto the mat. Hunt turns on the sitting on the mat, as Daniels struts around the ring rubbing his chest, and licking his lips. Hunt rises to his feet, as they move back into a lock up. Hunt shoots around on Daniels into a rear waistlock. Daniels turns, taking Hunt up and over with a hip toss. Hunt sits on knee again in the ropes, as Daniels struts around the ring feeling full of himself. Hunt rises to his feet, he moves toward Daniels taking him down with a takedown. Hunt goes to strike Daniels, but Daniels rolls Hunt over hitting him across the face with a pair of hard punches. Hunt rolls Daniels over into the controlling position taking him into an arm bar. Hunt pulls back on the hold, as Daniels manages to break out of the hold, pushing him off out of the hold.

Cliff Morris - Robert Daniels pushes Dylan Hunt off as he breaks free of the hold and returns to his feet.

Hunt comes at Daniels nailing him with a kick to the side of his arm, which dazes Daniels. Daniels comes back with a of his own, but Hunt dodges out of the way. Hunt comes back at Daniels nailing him with repeated kicks landing to the side of Daniels, and to his arm. Hunt grabs Daniels around his arm, throwing him down with a hip toss. Daniels returns to his feet, as he does, Hunt grabs his arm working Daniels back down onto the mat trying to lock on the side headlock, but Daniels gets into the ropes, as Hunt breaks the hold.

Cliff Morris - The referee calls for a break as Robert Daniels gets to the ropes.

Logan Acker - Dylan Hunt isn’t backing down. He’s coming right at Robert Daniels.

They both return to their feet. Hunt goes to grab Daniels arm, but he kicks Hunt in his stomach, doubling him over. Daniels grabs Hunt around his head, snapping his neck off the mat with a swinging neckbreaker. Daniels stands over Hunt, as he lays on the mat. He leans over pulling him up off the mat. Daniels sends Hunt into the ropes. Hunt comes off the ropes, he runs back at Daniels, he leapfrogs over him, as Hunt returns into the ropes, Hunt runs back off the ropes back at Daniels, he drops down, as Hunt runs over him back into the ropes. Hunt runs off the ropes back at Daniels nailing him with a leg lariat. Hunt returns to his feet, as Daniels staggers around the ring nailing him with a dropkick. Hunt moves quickly out to the ring apron, he makes his way up to the top rope. Hunt leaps off the top rope at Daniels, but Daniels catches Hunt onto the his shoulders. He throws him off with a fireman’s carry slam. Daniels turns as Hunt stumbles to his feet kicks him in his stomach doubling him over and drops Hunt with the Domino Effect (Stone Cold Stunner). Daniels covers him, the referee counts.

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Emily Lyle - The winner of this match and STILL!!! Legacy Champion Robert Daniels!!

Daniels quickly rolls out of the ring heading up the aisle.

The show cuts to a break.

The cameras shows Abby Joseph backstage of Access Denied and looks at the camera with a smile and speaks

Abby Joseph: Welcome to Access Denied I am Abby Joseph I am about to interview the tag team who will fight the three way tag team match for the UWL Tag Team Championships. Please welcome…THE RISING ACES

Nick Danger and Ace Sky come towards Abby Joseph wearing there wrestling attire for there match later on tonight

Abby Joseph: Thank you, guys, for doing this interview is just for a couple of minutes. I know you guy’s got the tag team title match with Supreme Forces and Absolution. How do you guys feel heading into this match?

Nick Danger: I feel excited and ready for this title match. Not only to bring more excitement to the tag team division but also to have a chance to win tag-team gold here in my hometown of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Ace Sky: It is true that Supreme Forces and Absolution have fought each in the past for a chance at winning the UWL tag team titles but ended up failing more than once. It's time for us to rise and win the UWL tag team titles.

Abby Joseph: That is good do you guys have a game plan to defeat Absolution and Supreme Forces?

Ace Sky: Me and Nick have a game in mind to defeat in our three-way tag team match. We keep them on their toes and one of them will mess up.

Nick Danger: In other words, both teams can't seem to control their tempers when they are mad. We both have respect for both teams but we are tired of being failures and second best. The Rising Aces are walking inside this three-way match and we are both walking out as your new UWL Tag Team Champions.

Ace Sky: Like Danger said thank you for having Abby is always a pleasure.

The Rising Aces walks away from and goes back to Abby

Abby Joseph: There you have The Rising Aces.

The segment goes back to commentary.

The picture cuts across the arena and cuts to the ring.



Emily Lyle - The following contest is set for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit and it is the UWL Television Championship!

The arena lights slowly go off. Then lights begin to flicker all around the stage area. Slowly Sucker for Pain begins to play through out the arena speakers and out steps, El Gran Galaxia. He opens his arms out stretching out his ring cape as he prepares for his match.

Emily Lyle - From the Galaxy of the Universe, weighing two hundred and twenty seven pounds, El Gran Galaxia!!

El Gran Galaxia makes his way down the aisle heading straight toward the ring.

The lights dim in the arena and the words "I AM #1" flash on the video screen...

MIRROR, VAIN

GONE INSANE

BUT THE MEMORY REMAINS

The house lights come back up and standing in the center of the stage, holding a single finger high in the air, is #1 Daron Smythe.

Emily Lyle - From Wheeling, West Virginia, weighing two hundred and fifty six pounds, he is the UWL Television Champion Daron Smythe!!

Smythe looks out at the crowd, some holding up their own version of the single finger salute, as he saunters down the aisle towards the ring, confidently keeping that finger in the air as he steps through the rope and climbs to the second rope in one corner of the ring.

Cliff Morris - We’re ready for Daron Smythe and El Gran Galaxia for the Television Championship in our next match up.

Logan Acker - If you ask me…..

Before the bell sounds, Smythe runs at Galaxia in the corner throwing wild punches, as the bell sounds. Galaxia tries to move out of the corner, but Smythe pushes him back punching away on him in the corner. Smythe goes to bite Galaxia, but he comes back with a pair of punches of his own. Galaxia turns Smythe around in the corner, he gets on the second rope, Galaxia looks around, punching away on Smythe, as the crowd counts along.

Cliff Morris - El Gran Galaxia turning the tide on Daron Smythe as he punches away on him!

Galaxia drops down off the second rope, he grabs Smythe pulling him out of the corner, as he does, Smythe kicks Galaxia in his stomach, doubling him over. Smythe runs at Galaxia nailing him with a running knee lift, staggering Galaxia. Smythe runs at him, nailing him with a clothesline sending Galaxia down to the mat. Smythe pulls Galaxia up off the mat, he pushes him against the ropes, nailing him across his chest with a vicious knife edge chop. Smythe grabs him around his wrist, he pulls him around to send him into the ropes, but Galaxia reverses it, he pulls Smythe around whipping him into the ropes. Smythe runs back at Galaxia, he leans over flipping Smythe over onto the mat with a back body drop. Smythe stumbles to his feet, he falls back against the ropes.

Cliff Morris - Daron Smythe is shaken up and is falling all around the ring!

Logan Acker - El Gran Galaxia needs to get on the attack!!

Galaxia pulls him off the mat, as he does Smythe leans into Galaxia hitting him in his stomach with a shoulder, taking Galaxia down with a takedown. Smythe jumps onto Galaxia punching away on him with violent punches. Smythe rises to his feet, he stands over Galaxia stomping away on him. Smythe goes back into the corner, he moves onto the second rope, he jumps off for a forward elbow drop, but Galaxia rolls out of the way, as Smythe crashes into the mat. Galaxia rises to his feet, as Smythe stumbles to his feet grabbing at his elbow riving in pain. Galaxia lifts Smythe up, throwing him onto the mat with a bodyslam. Smythe stumbles to his feet, as Galaxia leans over, lifting him up onto his shoulder. He moves toward the corner dropping Smythe down onto the top turnbuckle with the snake eyes. Smythe flips back over onto the mat, as Galaxia covers him, the referee counts.

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Galaxia pulls Smythe up to his feet, he leans him over grabbing him around his head into a front facelock, he lifts Smythe up for a suplex, but he floats around behind him. Galaxia turns, as Smythe nails him in his stomach doubling him over, he grabs him around his head planting him with a DDT. Smythe rises to his feet, as Galaxia lays flat on his back on the mat. Smythe drops to his knees, he leans over Galaxia nailing him with trapping headbutts. Smythe rises slowly up to his feet, as Galaxia rises up off the mat. Smythe catches Galaxia with a running kick, which staggers Galaxia. Smythe grabs him around his arm sending him down with a side Russian leg sweep. Smythe floats over covering him, the referee counts.

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Smythe pulls him up to his feet. He goes to send Galaxia into the ropes, but he reverses it sending Smythe into the ropes. Smythe comes off the ropes. Galaxia goes to a lariat, but Smythe ducks under it. Galaxia turns, Smythe connects with a Superkick. He covers him, the referee counts.

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Smythe smacks the mat as he rises up jerking the Television Championship belt out of the referee's hand.

Emily Lyle - The winner of this match and STILL!!! UWL Television Champion Daron Smythe!!

Smythe rises up slowly off the mat with the Television Championship in hand as he rises up looking out at the crowd.

The show cuts to a break.

The picture cuts across the arena and cuts to the ring.



Emily Lyle - The following contest is set for one fall and this is a Artist's Atelier Match and it is for the UWL Heritage Championship!!

Kiss by Prince starts playing as the crowd lets out a loud boo as Leonardo slowly makes his way onto the stage, flanked by his muse Calliope, he seems to linger on the stage for longer than usual as Calliope carries the Heritage Championship for him. Sneering at the audience, he lifts a hand and gestures towards the ring. With that, a small group of movers make their way onto the stage carrying all sorts of artistry, making sure to treat it delicately or face the wrath of the artiste himself.

Cliff Morris – As if there wasn't enough crap strewn around the ringside, it seems Leonardo is adding his own!

Logan Acker – I think Leonardo actually calls the crap 'Art', Cliff, but I wonder what he's thinking here?

With the men having made their way down to ringside, Leonardo and Calliope are finally alone with the camera once more and they continue their path down to ringside.

Emily Lyle – Coming out first is your Heritage Champion! Making his way to the ring from Florence, Italy. Weighing in at two-hundred-fifteen pounds, Leonardo!

The crowd would boo loudly at the Artiste but he would simply ignore it as he gets into the ring and carefully makes his way around all the artistic implements and moves himself and Calliope into the ring. He leaves Calliope waiting idly as he makes sure that the artworks were properly placed upon their pedestals at ringside, between ring and announce tables.

The first piece, an ostentatiously gaudy bust of himself in the style of Roman emperors, furthermore being draped in Leonardo's sequin jacket to exude a sense of regal dominance over everybody looking at it. On top of its head, a crown not made of thorns or gold, but one made of paintbrushes to indicate his sheer dominance at everything artistic.

The second piece, a vibrant painting showcasing the squared circle itself, flashy and eye-catching it displays a scene of a rainbow and glitter covered wrestler fighting bravely against the ever encroaching grayscale of boredom. Aimed to be chronicle his personal struggle to build the renaissance.

Finally the third piece, a near endless sculpture made of coloured pencils in a twisting spiraling pattern that seems to know no end or beginning. Looked at from a certain point, the spirals form to create an image of Leonardo himself hitting Jackson Burnside with his "Fools Gold" diamond cutter!

Logan Acker – They are quite impressive pieces, but the fans don't seem to think much of it.

The lights in the arena go out and there's the sound of thunder cracking. "Weather Man" starts to play and a few seconds in lights come up focused on the aisleway. Jackson Burnside stands in the entryway behind a black umbrella with "The Weatherman" written across it in reflective silver lettering. As the lyrics to the song kick in he spins the umbrella, and eventually spins it around himself in a twirl. Jackson faces the crowd, throws the umbrella over his shoulder one right hand and he makes a "finger gun" motion out to the crowd with his left.

Emily Lyle: "Blowing in from the Windy City; He is the challenger and he is standing six-five and weighing in tonight at three-hundred and sixteen pounds. 'The Weatherman', Jackson Buuuuurnsiiiiiide!"

As Emily announces him, Jackson walks on down to the ring with a pep in his step in very performative manner. He sings along with the lyrics to "Weather Man", he bumps fists with people in the crowd, points around with his free hand or the umbrella. Jackson reaches the ring and rolls under the bottom rope. He gets up one knee at a time and walks in a small circle. The song begins to to build up the chorus and Jackson climbs up to the nearest turnbuckle. He puts his head down and holds the umbrella with both hands.



Jackson throws his head back in sync with the song. His right arm raises the closed umbrella high into the air. He holds up on the top rope for awhile, and finally after jumping down he removes the long black leather coat and sunglasses. He hands them along with the umbrella to somebody at ringside. He takes a moment to bounce off the ropes and he runs them a few times. Finally he stops in the middle of the ring and continues to hype himself up while waiting.

Leonardo would help Calliope out of the ring, whispering a few words of wisdom into her ears before sending her to sit pretty at ringside to look over the match and Leonardo's personal artpieces at ringside. And with the two competitors seemingly ready for the fight, the referee calls for the bell!

Slapping his own chest, Burnside smiles and challenges Leonardo for a test of strength, but Leonardo seems hardly interested in such foolish games and physically scoffs at the mere thought of it. Instead he raises his finger gesturing for Burnside to wait and he slides out of the ring, quickly returning with pencil and notepad, offering them to Burnside and gesturing him to do his best attempt at drawing something.

For a few seconds the challenger seems incredulous, but decides to play along as he starts drawing on the notepad and even taking a few measured glances at Leonardo to the point where Leonardo himself becomes interested, but Burnside makes sure to turn his shoulder and prevent any peeking, and after a minute or so he turns around and shows the drawing to Leonardo and the camera.

Logan Acker – Wow, I wasn't aware that Burnside is something an artiste himself!

Leonardo takes one quick look and becomes red in his face at what could only be described as an extremely crude caricature of Leonardo being put in a torture rack by Burnside himself. Whilst the artist does not appreciate the work, when the crowd sees it they all cheer loudly at him calling his shot for later tonight.

With Burnside enjoying the action, Leonardo grabs the drawing and rolls it into a ball and throws it at Burnside in defiance, calling him a hack artist in the process. But Burnside reacts with the first real wrestling move of the night as he lays Leonardo out with a booming clothesline, but Leonardo quickly slides out of the ring to avoid the second and possibly even third repeat clothesline.

Cliff Morris – It took a few minutes, but Burnside has actually made this match into a match... But now that Leonardo is at ringside, we get a lot more dangerous elements in play!

Leonardo snakes his way around all the artistry at ringside, but Burnside had already made his way out of the ring and he had grabbed a handful of brushes before dipping them in paint, playfully flicking splatters of paint at Leonardo who tries to dodge it with catlike grace, before finding himself having dodged himself into a face to face with a smiling Burnside who tries to grab him by the chest into a bearhug. Leonardo struggles, and quickly tries to grab a palette and whacks Burnside on the top of the head, the wooden object cracking in two at the force of it.

The crowd winces a little as Burnside rears back, and Leonardo quickly continues with his assault as he shows off some impressive strength by grabbing an easel and haphazardly throwing it against Burnside who reels back further into the barriers where the fans try to will him on. But Leonardo moves in closer, grabbing a fans poor excuse of a clay ashtray and whacking it against Burnside's back who further stumbles along the barricade.

Cliff Morris – The fans have brought their own artworks with them, but are the wrestlers even supposed to use them as weapons?!

Logan Acker – I honestly doubt anybody knows, Cliff, this is the first time in history we're getting a so-called "Artist's Atelier" match!

Whenever Burnside comes to a stop, Leonardo follows up with sharp knife edge chops that quickly turn Burnside's chest a bright beet red as Leonardo doesn't hold back his surgeon-like approach. But Leonardo gets distracted for a second as he notices a particularly young fan at ringside who is proudly showing off his macaroni painting, but it only makes Leonardo wince at the sight of it, and he quickly grabs the crude artwork with the intent to tear it apart in front of him.

Cliff Morris – You can't do that to a child, Leonardo, surely not even you would stop that low?!

With Leonardo taking his time to tear the paper, the child's hopes seem dashed up until the moment Burnside hits a shoulder tackle on Leonardo which makes him bounce back. Burnside picks up the macaroni drawing and another fan's roll of adhesive tape and quickly fixes it before giving it back to a grateful young fan. But Leonardo had recovered, and would aggressively try to throw a ceramic vase at Burnside, who expertly grabs it out of the air before putting it back, but not before Leonardo could use those few seconds to do a diving forearm to Burnside's head to take him off his feet at ringside!

Feeling the energy, furthermore pushed on by Calliope at ringside, Leonardo grabs Burnside by the hair before hitting him with a knee, he takes a pause to straighten his hair before finding the nearest camera and holding a pose with a cocky smile before dropping a picture perfect elbow drop... But Burnside had already gotten up, and all that Leonardo does is crash straight to the ceramic vase from earlier, the artist rolling around in pain as the full weight of his body makes the vase explode into sharp shards.

Logan Acker – I think the saying goes "Pride before the fall", and Leonardo is feeling the fall right now!

With a pause in the action, Jackson Burnside doesn't press his temporary advantage and needs some time to shake off the cobwebs from the earlier knee to the head. He finds himself closing in on Leonardo's artworks somewhat by accident, but Calliope is there to tell him to stop and don't try anything that might jeopardize the priceless art. But with a mischievous grin Burnside pulls a coloured pen out of one of the sculpture, before drawing a twirly moustache on the marble bust to the amusement of the fans in attendance who seem to revel in Leonardo's art being defiled.

Leonardo seemed to be incensed, and rushes with a leap off the ringside stairs to hit another diving forearm, but foolishly it doesn't just hit Burnside but it also collects the display stand with the marble bust with it, the marble bust cracking in two off the Spanish announce table to a high pitched yelp from Leonardo who quickly realizes what he has done!

Cliff Morris – Before anybody changes the audio settings, that scream from Leonardo was exactly as high pitched as you might expect!

Logan Acker – I don't think the 'artistic genius' thought deeply on that move!

As Leonardo pulls his own hair, Calliope tries to console him and awkwardly put the bust onto the announce table and put it together, but the split in two could not be hidden by even the worst eyes, and it barely helps Leonardo recover as Burnside does and picks Leonardo up before throwing him at the ring post with full speed, Leonardo bouncing off and sprawling across the ringside floor.

Burnside looked at the broken bust, and would shrug somewhat apologetically at the result, but he returns his focus to Leonardo who had picked up a small sculpture of David and would throw it at Burnside, who dodges out of the way causing the sculpture to careen straight into the sculpture of pencils which shatters in its component pieces and sprays the ringside area and announce tables with pencil-shaped projectiles, forcing everyone to take cover.

Once more Leonardo seemed distraught and whatever composure was left quickly left his features as he ran at a ready Burnside, who would be confused as Leonardo runs right past and kneels at another piece of art broken by his own hand! But Leonardo seems incensed, almost completely unhinged and turns around holding a palette knife and yelling at Burnside of being the fault for all his misfortune. Burnside doesn't think twice to arm himself with an unbroken palette as he blocks getting cut by the knife and tries to somehow reason with the artist to try something less ultra-violent.

Logan Acker – Leonardo has completely broken down here, he's nothing like we've seen before!

Cliff Morris – Not even Calliope can seem to stop him now!

As they duel around ringside, Leonardo gets frustrated and throws the palette knife at Burnside's head who just in time blocks with the palette as the knife's edge sticks half through the flimsy wood. Dropping the palette, the two of them leap towards an oversized paint-brush that sits between them, and they start a tug of war for it, Burnside first grabs it and swipes at Leonardo's face, but Leonardo dodges and takes it away from him before trying the same to Burnside. This goes on for a few rounds, until Leonardo gives up on that plan and instead wields it as a sword. Burnside grabs another one close by, and before long splinters start flying as they start dueling with oversized paint brushes, back and forth until Leonardo's splinters and he quickly decides to turn tail.

Cliff Morris – I don't think anybody knows what the heck is going on here anymore, but from what I can see Burnside has the upper hand for now!

In the ensuing chase, both Leonardo throw a variety of objects into the ring before Leonardo peels back and rolls into the ring, stomping the canvas and challenging Burnside to get in and finish this charade once and for all. But as Burnside gets in, Leonardo seems to start moving backwards towards the ropes almost daring Burnside to come and get him, Burnside charges forward to catch him by surprise but Leonardo jumps to the side as it reveals Calliope on the apron which stops Burnside dead in his tracks not wanting to barge the young woman off the apron.

Logan Acker – Is there any trick Leonardo wouldn't try at this point!?

Burnside tries to gesture Calliope to get off the apron, but she seems adamant at not leaving for a suspiciously long time. And it's clear why as Leonardo had grabbed a big bucket of mixed paint, and with a nod at Calliope she'd turn Burnside towards his opponent before Leonardo would unleash with his dastardly surprise. But Burnside manages to dodge out of the way at the last second, causing all the paint to get splattered all over Calliope who looks aghast at her beautiful dress being completely ruined.

Leonardo seems more frustrated at missing than apologetic at Calliope, but the momentary lapse of concentration was enough for Burnside to grab the first thing he got his hands on, and with Leonardo turning around to face his foe he is hit straight over the head with a painting, and not just any painting, the final artwork that had been displayed at ringside now had Leonardo's head poking straight through!

Logan Acker – That's three for three, and the crowd is on their feet!

Leonardo slumps to his knees in a daze, both physically and creatively defeated for a second. With his head, arms, and torso stuck in the painting, 'The Weatherman' bounces off the ropes and hits a Magnitude 7 Atomic Leg Drop on Leonardo!

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Emily Lyle: Here is your winner, and the NEW Heritage Champion. He is "The Weatherman", Jackson Burnside!

The crowd roars to life as Jackson Burnside has his arm held high in the air by the referee, and is awarded the Heritage Championship for the second time in his career!

Logan Acker – Jackson Burnside has managed to win the first ever Artist's Atelier match, against the match's creator of all people!

Cliff Morris – And he is now a two-time Heritage Champion, too, and the crowd are absolutely delighted at the 'superior artist' winning tonight!

With a humiliated, frustrated, and defeated looking Leonardo and Calliope slinking back to the locker room, they are waved off by taunts and jeers from the crowd, but the attention quickly returns to "The Weatherman" who is making sure to celebrate with all the fans in attendance!