If Blade Only Had a Brain (Post-Grand Voyage Promo)
May 19, 2024 23:11:34 GMT -5
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Post by Cyrus Rinaldi on May 19, 2024 23:11:34 GMT -5
The video begins with Cyrus Rinaldi marching back to the locker room after his match with Blade LaVigne at Grand Voyage. The TWN Championship is hanging on his shoulder. The camera follows him.
Cyrus Rinaldi: Make way for the champ!
Some of the backstage workers are not moving fast enough for his liking. He pushes them out of the way.
Cyrus Rinaldi: What are you, deaf? I said "Make way for the champ!"
He makes it to the locker room. He pushes the door open and walks to his locker, where he finds a sticky note.
Cyrus Rinaldi: What the hell is this? Is Abby Joseph leaving me love letters now?
He snatches the note off his locker and looks it over.
Cyrus Rinaldi: "Universal Wrestling Council Official Injury Report". Who the hell wrote this crap?
He looks down towards the bottom.
Cyrus Rinaldi: Ah, Blade LaVigne. That makes sense. What did this numbnut write?
He begins reading the note over.
Cyrus Rinaldi: "Chair used on Blade LaVigne - out of action until further notice!"
Well, with the way it bent over your thick skull, I suppose it would be.
"Blade 'The Future' LaVigne - He's great, it wasn't that hard of a shot. Swing harder next time!"
I guess there was nothing between his ears to damage.
"Cyrus Rinaldi - To be determined, tune in to Grand Voyage to find out more."
Well, as you can see, I turned out just fine because I am still the TWN Champion.
And I know that Blade is going to bitch and moan about the way I held on to my title just like he bitched and moaned about the way I won it, but that's just too bad. Unlike you, Blade, I have something between my ears and it's called a brain, and I use it when I wrestle.
I had the champion's advantage. You're the one that had to get the pinfall or submission on me, not the other way around. All I had to do was find any means necessary to hold on to my title.
I'll admit, you rocked me with that knee drop off the apron and it was going to take me a little bit of time to get my bearings.
But like I said after the Beat the Clock Challenge, when time is of the essence, you do what you have to do to survive. I wasn't about to give you the opportunity to take advantaged of my compromised state. I grabbed a hold of your leg and I didn't let go until the referee counted both of us out and declared that I was still the champion.
That's what a person with a brain does, Blade. They use it to figure out ways to stay on top. They don't use it to write cute little notes on Post-Its.
That's the difference between you and me. I'm a smart, serious competitor and I'll do whatever's necessary to stay ahead of people like you.
You're just a jabroni who thinks he's clever and flirts with the backstage interview girl.
He rolls the note up into a ball and throws it at the camera.
Cyrus Rinaldi: So thanks for this but take my advice: try to be more like a professional wrestler and less like a comedy writer.
"You'll thank me in the end."
He turns back to his locker as the video fades to black.