Battlestar 7-13-24

The picture cuts across the arena and cuts to the ring.



Emily Lyle - The following contest is a ladder match and it is for the Universal Wrestling Council World Championship!!!

The lights in the arena go out and there's the sound of thunder cracking. "Weather Man" starts to play and a few seconds in lights come up focused on the aisle way. Jackson Burnside stands in the entryway behind a black umbrella with "The Weatherman" written across it in reflective silver lettering. As the lyrics to the song kick in he spins the umbrella, and eventually spins it around himself in a twirl. Jackson faces the crowd, throws the umbrella over his shoulder one right hand and he makes a "finger gun" motion out to the crowd with his left.

Emily Lyle: "Blowing in from the Windy City; standing six-five and weighing in tonight at three-hundred and ten pounds, 'The Weatherman', Jackson Buuuuurnsiiiiiide!"

As Emily announces him, Jackson walks on down to the ring with a pep in his step in very performative manner. He sings along with the lyrics to "Weather Man", he bumps fists with people in the crowd, points around with his free hand or the umbrella. Jackson reaches the ring and rolls under the bottom rope. He gets up one knee at a time and walks in a small circle. The song begins to to build up the chorus and Jackson climbs up to the nearest turnbuckle. He puts his head down and holds the umbrella with both hands.



Jackson throws his head back in sync with the song. His right arm raises the closed umbrella high into the air. He holds up on the top rope for awhile, and finally after jumping down he removes the long black leather coat and sunglasses. He hands them along with the umbrella to somebody at ringside. He takes a moment to bounce off the ropes and he runs them a few times. Finally he stops in the middle of the ring and continues to hype himself up while waiting.




The crowd is buzzing when suddenly the lights go out.



"Born for Greatness" by Papa Roach plays as the crowd buzzes, as the crowd goes nuts. The first verse plays out, causing more anticipation. As the verse comes to the end it pauses for a moment. All of the lights go out again, but then come right back on in full brightness!!!



Suddenly, Billy "The G.O.A.T." Danielson walks out from behind the curtain to a huge pop, as he makes his way down to the ring. He's in wrestling gear, high-fiving fans as he makes his way to the ring. He wipes his feet before going up to the apron, and into the ring. The fans continue to cheer as Danielson throws his arms in the air. He slowly backs into his corner and waits for the bell to ring.



Danielson walks around the ring.



The lights around the arena go dark. The drum beats begin slowly pounding until the few chords of Promentory begin playing. Smoke begins filling the stage area as the music builds to a slow climax. After a minute as the chords begin crunching and raising in intensity, Chevelle appears walking out on stage with the UWL World Heavyweight Championship around his waist and Nicole Sanders alongside him.

Emily Lyle - Ladies and gentlemen, From Bootjack, Missouri! Weighing in at 290 pounds! CORRRY! CHEVELLLLLLE!

Chevelle makes his way through the smoke. His cold blue eyes focused on the ring. Nicole stands with Cory. She kisses him for luck and then Chevelle springs up to the side apron and then hops over the ropes. The crowd is on its feet with a mixed primarily consisting of boos with some cheers. Chevelle looks out to the crowd and flexes followed by a pec juggle and turns his attention to his opponent.

The lights dim in the arena and the words "I AM #1" flash on the video screen...

MIRROR, VAIN

GONE INSANE

BUT THE MEMORY REMAINS

The house lights come back up and standing in the center of the stage, holding a single finger high in the air, is #1 Daron Smythe.

Emily Lyle - From Wheeling, West Virginia, weighing two hundred and fifty six pounds, He is the UWL World Champion!! Daron Smythe!!

Smythe looks out at the crowd, some holding up their own version of the single finger salute, as he saunters down the aisle towards the ring, confidently keeping that finger in the air as he steps through the rope and climbs to the second rope in one corner of the ring.



Cliff Morris - It's main event time. As we're about to see a ladder match for the UWL World Championship.

Logan Acker - These four have been at battle with one another for a long time now. With one thing on the sight, Jackson Burnside, Billy Danielson, and Cory Chevelle and Daron Smythe looking to keep the World Championship!

The referee calls for the bell. Chevelle runs at Burnside in the corner throwing wild punches, as the bell sounds. Burnside tries to move out of the corner, but Chevelle pushes him back punching away on him in the corner. Chevelle goes to bite Burnside, but he comes back with a pair of punches of his own. Burnside turns Chevelle around in the corner, he gets on the second rope, Burnside looks around, punching away on Chevelle. Across the ring, Smythe and Danielson are trading punches. Smythe grabs Danielson around his wrist to send him into the corner. But Danielson reverses it and sends Smythe slamming into the turnbuckles. He runs in at him and connects with a clothesline in the corner.

Cliff Morris - The action is wild and chaotic!

Danielson comes out of the corner. Chevelle runs at him and goes for a clothesline, but Danielson ducks under. Chevelle turns, Danielson connects with a running knee strike that staggers Chevelle. Smythe comes up behind Burnside connecting with a double ax handle. He turns around and nails him with a pair of right hands that staggers Burnside. Smythe runs at him and goes for a clothesline, but Burnside dodges out of the way. Burnside turns and nails him with a big boot that sends him into the ropes. Burnside runs in at him and both men go up and over the top rope. Burnside rises up to his feet. He grabs two chairs, setting them up facing one another. He grabs Smythe but he blocks it and drops Burnside face first into the chairs with a drop toe hold into the chairs. Burnside’s face slams off the chairs as Smythe lays on the floor gathering himself.

Cliff Morris - Jackson Burnside just got up close and personal with a pair of chairs!

Logan Acker - Daron Smythe with a textbook counter sending Jackson Burnside into the chairs!

Danielson is on the floor grabbing a ladder that is on the floor. He slides it into the ring. Danielson slides back into the ring. Chevelle runs at him and connects with a clothesline that turns him inside and out. He pulls Danielson up and bodyslams him onto the ladder. Danielson turns, arching his back, riving in pain. Chevelle kicks Danielson off the ladder. He jerks the ladder up, setting it up. Chevelle gets up a few steps on the ladder. Smythe is back in the ring and hits Chevelle in his back and pulls Chevelle off the ladder and connects with a German suplex throwing Chevelle back onto the mat. Smythe rises up off the mat. He starts moving up the ladder. As he gets up a few steps on the ladder Burnside who’s back in the ring shoves the ladder over sending the ladder over and Smythe sailing as well.

Cliff Morris - Jackson Burnside countered sending the ladder sailing as Daron Smythe goes sailing!

Logan Acker - Jackson Burnside has an open chance with everyone on the mat at one time!

Burnside turns to grab the ladder and goes to grab it when Danielson jumps off the second rope and hits Burnside with a flying clothesline. Danielson grabs the ladder and swings it around and clocks Burnside with the ladder. He falls into the ropes stunned. Danielson turns and hits Chevelle with the ladder staggering him into the ropes.

Cliff Morris - Billy Danielson is using the ladder as a weapon!

Logan Acker - Billy Danielson needs to set up the ladder and start heading to the top!

Danielson sets up the ladder. As he does, Chevelle runs at him and jerks Danielson off, throwing him back into the mat. Chevelle runs at him and goes to stomp him, but Danielson blocks his feet and shoves him back. Danielson rises up to his feet. He runs at him, Chevelle locks him up into his arms and throws him with a overhead belly to belly suplex. Smythe runs at Burnside and Burnside catches him up into his arms and throws him with a fall away slam.

Cliff Morris - Jackson Burnside throws Daron Smythe with a fall away slam!

Smythe rises up to his feet. Smythe nails Chevelle with a big boot that knocks Chevelle down to the mat. Smythe fell back against the ropes as the big boot took a lot out of him. Burnside runs at Smythe and hits him with a clothesline as they both go sailing over the top rope out to the floor. Burnside rises up first. He grabs Smythe up, nailing him with wild clubbing shots across his back. Burnside goes to send Smythe into the guardrail, but Smythe blocks it. He turns and sends Burnside sailing into the guardrail. Burnside sits on the floor grimacing in pain.

Cliff Morris - Jackson Burnside is riving in pain after being sent into the guardrail!

Smythe turns and slides back into the ring. Danielson runs at him and connects with a knee strike. Danielson starts kicking him with repeated kicks to his chest. Danielson turns and connects with a rip-chord knee strike. Danielson turns, grabbing the ladder in the ring. He grabs the ladder, setting it up. Danielson starts up the ladder. He moves up half way up the ladder. Chevelle grabs him around the back of his tights. He starts hitting him with repeated punches. He grabs him and throws Danielson back onto the mat with a release German suplex.

Chevelle turns sitting on one knee and starts pounding away on Danielson’s forehead, nailing him over and over with repeated punches. He jerks him up, sending him into the corner. Chevelle runs in as he does out of nowhere, Smythe runs at him and takes Chevelle down with a lariat that sends him through the ropes out to the ring apron. Smythe turns and out of nowhere he gets leveled with a big boot that sends Smythe down to the mat. Burnside turns grabbing the ladder setting up straight. He starts moving up the ladder. Burnside moves up the ladder as he does he moves up near the top. Danielson gathers himself and shoves the ladder over, sending Burnside and the ladder sailing. The ladder crashes bouncing off the ropes as Burnside crashes to the floor.

Cliff Morris - Jackson Burnside crashes to the floor after Billy Danielson shoves the ladder over!

Logan Acker - Billy Danielson just sent Jackson Burnside sailing!
Chevelle is on the floor grabbing a table sliding it into the ring. He slides in too and sets up the table. Chevelle grabs the ladder, setting it up. He starts up the ladder. On the other side of the ladder is Danielson moving up the ladder. They’re moving up the ladder. Burnside is back in the ring. He runs pushing the ladder over as Danielson and Chevelle go crashing into the table. Both men are lying motionless on top of the broken table. Burnside turns and Smythe hits him with a Superkick, sending him down to the mat. Smythe grabs the ladder positioning it. He moves up the ladder and grabs the World Championship belt as the bell sounds.

Cliff Morris - Daron Smythe has done it!!

Logan Acker - There’s carnage all over the place and standing top of the ladder holding the UWL World Championship Daron Smythe!!

Emily Lyle - The winner of this match and STILL!!! Universal Wrestling Council World Champion Daron Smythe!!!

Smythe drops down off the ladder holding the World Championship belt gathering himself after the grueling match. Smythe turns as he does out of nowhere sliding into the ring is Cyrus Rinaldi.

Cliff Morris - What is Cyrus Rinaldi doing?!!

Rinaldi runs at Smythe connecting with a kick that stuns him. He grabs Smythe up and drops him down with the Alarm (Fireman's Carry Brainbuster). Rinaldi rises up as Smythe lays on the mat motionless. Rinaldi looks down as the World Championship belt is laying on the mat. He leans over, lifting the belt up looking at the belt as the show comes to an end.

The show comes to a end.