Post by UWL Office on Aug 16, 2022 14:58:24 GMT -5
Universal Wrestling League TV Taping 12-14-05 Knoxville, TN – Civic Coliseum TV Studio
The UWL logos flashes on the screen as a video showcasing many UWL superstars’ plays. The picture cuts into the arena as the fans rise to there feet screaming and chanting. The picture slowly scans over the crowd and cuts to Barry Sharpe and Fred Overstreet standing next to the ring at the broadcast table.
Barry Sharpe: Hello wrestling fans and welcome to Universal Wrestling League, this is the first UWL event here tonight and fans we promise a show that all of you will enjoy.
Barry Sharpe: Now along side me, as always is the one the only Fred Overstreet
Fred Overstreet: Thank you Barry for that intro and yes that is correct tonight we kick things off with a bang as we will crown our first UWL Heritage Champion here tonight
Barry Sharpe: That is correct Fred, also on the broadcast team is Kip Anderson who will handle things backstage and with interviews with all your favorite UWL superstars.
The picture shows Kip Anderson standing backstage.
Barry Sharpe: Well fans with our further ado lets get things started here in Universal Wrestling League!!
Post by UWL Office on Aug 16, 2022 14:58:43 GMT -5
Owen Stephens vs. Matt Albright
Gene Hamilton: Ladies and Gentleman the first match here tonight is set for one fall with a fifty minute time limit.
Gene Hamilton: Introducing first he weighs in tonight at 220 pounds and he hails form Montreal, Quebec he is “Old School” Owen Stephens!!
"Lavatory Love Machine" by Edguy hits over the arena speakers as Owen Stephens makes his way down the aisle to the ring.
Barry Sharpe: I have heard great things about this young Owen Stephens
Gene Hamilton: Now his opponent he weighs in tonight at 243 pounds and he hails from Tampa, Florida he is Matt Albright!!
As "Utha Side" begins to blast out over the arena speakers, smoke begins to fill around the entrance area when a spot lights hits on the entrance area Matt Albright walks out from behind the curtain walking to the ring ignoring everything around him focusing on one thing and one thing only his match that awaits him.
The referee calls for the bell as both men circle each other finally coming together with a collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring. Matt gains the advantage walking Owen back against the ropes the referee gets in and calls for a break, finally Matt steps back smiling at the youngster.
Barry Sharpe: Looks like Matt is trying to get in the head of young Owen Stephens.
Fred Overstreet: Yeah Matt is a pro inside the ring he knows just what he is doing.
Both men slowly come at each other in the center of the ring again Matt goes around Owen with a go behind Matt had his arms pulled tightly around the waist of Owen. Matt gets Owen down with a single leg take down, Matt grabs a hold of the arm of Owen and starts to pulls causing Owen to scream out in pain, Matt pulls the arm and slides around and grabs a front face lock on Owen pulling tight on his head.
Barry Sharpe: Looks like Matt is going to work and he has Owen right where he wants him.
Fred Overstreet: Matt is well rounded in mixed martial arts.
Matt gets to his feet standing over Owen taunting him as the fans boo Matt, Matt pulls Owen to his feet Matt whips Owen to the ropes as Owen comes off Matt runs at Owen nailing him with a stiff chop across the chest knocking young Owen down on the mat holding his chest. Matt grabs Owen pulling him to his feet whipping him to the ropes again as Owen comes off Matt goes for a lariat but Owen dunks under as Matt turns around Owen nails Matt with a chop of his own sending Matt back onto the ropes holding his chest in pain.
Barry Sharpe: It looks like the tides as turned!
Owen comes at Matt he kicks Matt in the stomach Owen grabs Matt in picking him up and dropping him back onto the mat with a hard snap suplex that drops Matt down hard on his back. Owen quickly grabs Matt pulling him up to his feet Owen grabs Matt around the neck and drops him with a DDT that drives Matt hard into the mat. Owen floats over the referee counts 1..2 kick out.
Barry Sharpe: That just about did this match in
Fred Overstreet: Owen has been taking it to Matt for a number of minutes now!
Owen gets to his feet he slowly pulls Matt to his feet whipping him to the ropes as Mat comes off the ropes he grabs Matt and drops him down with a hard STO that drops Owen hard. Matt leaps to his feet yelling out. Matt pulls Owen up to his feet screaming in his face the whole time. Matt picks up Owen dropping him down with a hard exploder suplex that drops Owen hard onto the mat. Matt quickly gets up to his feet pulls Owen up to his feet again screaming in his face.
Barry Sharpe: Matt needs to focus on what he has to do in the ring now screaming at Owen.
Fred Overstreet: Matt is known to daydream in the ring from time to time.
Matt shoves Owen down to the mat and turns and poses for the crowd out of no where Owen gets up and runs behind Matt picking him up and dropping him back with a dragon suplex with a bridge the referee slides in and counts 1..2..3
Winner: Owen Stephens 14:21
Barry Sharpe: I can’t believe it I am in total shock!!
Owen slides out of the ring with his arms in the air as Matt Albright is kicking the bottom rope screaming and yelling at Owen.
Barry Sharpe: What a win for young Owen Stephens!!
Post by UWL Office on Aug 16, 2022 14:59:02 GMT -5
The show comes back from commercial backstage in Flap Flanagans locker room
Flap: Hello Asswipes
ALF starts waving
ALF: Hubba Bubba
Flap: Shut up and just eat the futting Gum, Now Back to you people, UWL management Decided to give me the night off to Give me some rest for the Tourny that starts Next week, Well Hell I didn't need the rest to kick ass in the Tourny, However I am Glad to be here in this Bar Drinking Some Dr Pepper Shooters, then be in the presence of you toothless, Crossed Eyed, Inbreeded Asswipes.
Flap signals to the Bartender for more Dr pepper
ALF: Next week this Big ear Sum of bitch, Is gonna whoop some ass in that tourny and become the UWL Champion. There's nobody Better in the ring then Flanchise Flap Flanagan, Geez I miss my Missy Snowball.
Flap slaps ALF
Flap: Shutup about the futting Pussy Cat.
ALF: Hokey Dokey
Flap: Next Week I Flanchise Flap Flanagan Start my Journey towards that UWL Championship Now Flap Your Ears To That...... WHEEEEE!
ALF: BooYA
Flap: It's FLAPPER TIME!
Flap drinks his Dr Pepper Shooter, and ALF looks at Picture of Snowball, Scene Fades out
Post by UWL Office on Aug 16, 2022 14:59:18 GMT -5
*The scene opens up backstage in the Knoxville Civic Coliseum, where not a sound emerges from the faint room holding nothing but spare storage materials. The camera pans left to a man wearing a black hooded sweatshirt and jeans, sitting on a stack of tables, brooding about something. His head rises to face the camera, as he sneers and lowers his hood. The man is Jim Wicked, one of the superstars whom has yet to debut in the UWL.*
Jim: The Universal Wrestling League, huh? Another one of the Jefferson promotions out here in the mid-south. Believe me, I know what it's like out here. In fact some of you may remember me from TWN... But that's in the past, and now is the time, the time for my rebirth into the wrestling business, baby. Now, some of you may remember that I'm somewhat of a paranormal freak, ghosts to be exact. That's another story for another day, because I'm here to talk to you about the Heavyweight title. Yes, there will be a Heavyweight title tourney which yours truly will be competing in, against the likes of Rich Morrison, Josh Eagles, and Seymour Boner. Now I'll be honest, I haven't gotten to know these people too well, despite the fact that Seymour Boner competed in the same federation I started in. That's fine, I've got my own thing going, and they've got theirs... But that doesn't mean I haven't been doing my homework. Yes, the Internet is quite a handy device, if I do say so myself. Hell, I've got some Teddy Davis Jr. DVDs coming to my house as we speak... But it's not just Teddy I've been studying up, oh no. A certain Josh Eagles claims to be undefeated wherever he goes. Well lemme tell ya something bird boy, I don't know what crap feds you've been working in, but I do know that you've proven that you are nothing but talk. Hell, for all I know, the only reason you are supposedly undefeated is because you've been squashing low card garbage like Seymour Boner. Now this may seem hypocritical, I know I haven't proven anything to you, but I sure hope you like that Heritage Title you're about to win, because it's the only gold you'll see. Well, if I can help it anyways...
*Jim pauses for a moment, collecting his thoughts, and reminiscing on something once said.*
Jim: Though I must agree with you, bird boy, Seymour has no right to be demanding respect. Listen Boner, which is something I don't say regularly, just because you had a couple crappy low image titles doesn't mean shit here. You waltz in and demand respect, and you'll get beat down like you did in high school. That's my two cents on that situation. Now listen to me when I say this, and this doesn't involve just bird boy and Boner, this is to the whole UWL roster, I'm not here to make enemies, and I'm not here to make friends. Just because I ruffled some some feathers, so to speak, doesn't mean I hate Josh Eagles, and want to make him my enemy. I calls 'em hows I sees 'em, and what I see is competition.
*Jim drops down from the stack of tables, and turns to the camera.*
Jim: Oh yeah, and remember these helpful words, just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it isn't there...
Post by UWL Office on Aug 16, 2022 14:59:41 GMT -5
The show comes back live in the ring where Kip Anderson is standing inside the ring.
Kip Anderson: Ok now ladies and gentleman in just a few moments two members of the Standard Wrestling Unit Jefferson and Ryan Murphy are going to come out here and present to all of you a wrestling clinic.
Utha Side by Nelly begins to play over the arena speakers as Jefferson and Ryan Murphy walk from behind the curtain and begin walking down to the ring.
Barry Sharpe: This must be some sort of joke.
Fred Overstreet: No, no these two are all around wrestlers
Jefferson and Ryan Murphy enter the ring; Jefferson walks toward Kip Anderson and grabs the microphone out of his hand.
Jefferson: Now it is time for all you people to shut your mouths and show us some respect. Now what just happened out here with our brother Matt was a travesty! Of justice.
Barry Sharpe: Give me a break!
Jefferson: Now all of you people are in for a treat Ryan and I are going to present all of you people with a clinic in wrestling the way it is meant to be!
Jefferson throws down the microphone
Barry Sharpe: I wish these two idiots would just show us what ever they are going to show us and shut there mouths
Jefferson turns around walking back into the ring pointing at Ryan with a smile on his face
Barry Sharpe: I wish these two goofs! Would get out of the ring they are noting more than two loud mouths!
Jefferson stands in the ring smiling as Ryan Murphy walks up behind Kip Anderson Ryan grabs Kip by the back of the neck. Ryan grabs Kip pulling him down and picking him up in a piledriver position, Jefferson gets up on the second ropes and comes off as he drives Kip down with a spike piledriver that drives Kip into the mat. Kip lies on the mat holding his neck screaming in pain.
Barry Sharpe: This is garbage!! Why don’t these two pick on someone there own size give me a break!!
Jefferson and Ryan stand over Kip as he lies in pain, they stand there smiling and laughing kicking at Kip and laughing.
Barry Sharpe: This is uncalled for!!
Jefferson and Ryan walk out of the ring as EMT workers come down to check on Kip Anderson.
Post by UWL Office on Aug 16, 2022 15:00:00 GMT -5
The show comes back from a commercial showing Barry Sharpe and Fred Overstreet setting at the broadcast table.
Barry Sharpe: I don’t know what to say what just happened in the ring was uncalled for!!
Fred Overstreet: That was I am speechless
Barry Sharpe: Well we still have a match to call so lets go up to the ring for our main event!
UWL Heritage Championship: Seymour Boner vs. Josh Eagles
The arena goes dark. 3 pyros go off as I and me plays. He walks down to the ring and slides into the ring.
Barry Sharpe: Seymour Boner looks to be ready for this match up
Lights go out as the Canadian flag play across the video screen... the lights come up flashing red and white everywhere and Josh Eagles makes his way onto the ramp! He comes down the ramp taunting the crowd, slides into he ring and climbs one turnbuckle and taunts the crowd.
Gene Hamilton: The following contest is presented and sanctioned by Universal Wrestling League and is set for one fall with a forty five minute time limit and it is for the UWL Heritage Championship!
Gene Hamilton: Introducing first he weighs in tonight at 235 pounds and he hails from Bronx, New York he is Seymour Boner!!
Gene Hamilton: Now his opponent he weighs in tonight at 190 pounds and he hails from St. Catharines Ontario Canada he is “The Canadian Eagle” Josh Eagles!!
The referee walks to the center of the ring holding the championship belt high in the air for everyone to see then hands the belt outside to the timekeeper and calls for the bell.
Barry Sharpe: This match is going to be something special
Both men come at each other slowly as they go to lock up Seymour catches Josh with a stiff kick to the midsection that stuns Josh. Seymour comes at Josh hitting him with stiff forearm shots across the back. Seymour grabs Josh whipping him to the ropes running at him hitting him with a clothesline that takes both of them up and over to the floor on the outside.
Barry Sharpe: This can’t be good with these two on the floor.
Seymour gets to his feet lying in on Josh with stiff kicks to the head that stuns Josh back down to the floor. Seymour pulls Josh to his feet Seymour whips Josh into the guard rails with him hitting them and falling over them into the crowd in serve pain. Seymour climbs over the railing and pulls Josh up to his feet hitting away on him with a hard stiff punch to the face that rocks Josh.
Barry Sharpe: They are fighting in the crowd and the referee is not counting because of the importance of this match
Seymour goes to hit Josh who blocks Seymour and hits him with a punch of his own Josh begins fighting Seymour back. Josh grabs Seymour around the neck dragging him beside of him. Josh pulls Seymour back over the railing and shoves him into the ring. Seymour is begging Josh off but Josh hits Seymour with a hard kick to the face that knocks Seymour down onto the mat holding his face in pain. Josh stands over Seymour leaping up and coming down with a standing moonsault down over Seymour Josh covers Seymour the referee counts 1..2 kick out.
Barry Sharpe: That was a close call on that pin
Fred Overstreet: Yes it was, but if Josh would have hooked the leg then he might have gotten the fall
Josh gets to his feet he pulls Seymour up to his feet and whips him to the ropes as Seymour comes off Josh runs and hits Seymour with a running clothesline that knocks Seymour down to the mat. Josh climbs up to the second rope positioning him self Josh leaps off the second rope as he does Seymour gets a boot up and hits Josh in the face knocking Josh down to the mat.
Barry Sharpe: That is why they are called high-risk moves!
Seymour gets to his feet and pulls Josh up hitting him across the chest with a stiff chop that knocks Josh back against the ropes. Seymour grabs Josh and whips him to the ropes as Josh comes off Seymour runs at Josh and nails him with a lariat that knocks Josh down to the mat. Seymour stands over Josh finally pulling him up Seymour grabs Josh pulling Josh’s head down and picking him up and dropping him down with a hard powerbomb that drops Josh down hard across his back. Seymour falls down on his knees screaming that it is over, the referee counts 1…2 kick out!
Barry Sharpe: There is still fight left in Josh Eagles!!
Fred Overstreet: That is that never say die attitude that Josh has he will not give in to anything!
Seymour gets to his feet in shock Seymour signals that the match is over he pulls Josh to his feet Seymour grabs Josh picking him up Seymour positions Josh he sets him up for the bonification and drops him down hard to the mat.
Barry Sharpe: This could be it!!
Seymour covers Josh the referee counts 1..2 Josh got his foot on the bottom rope just before the referee’s hand fell for three. Seymour can’t believe it he get to his feet he begins to scream at the referee Josh slowly pulls himself to his feet. Josh gets to his feet he sees Seymour screaming at the referee he comes behind Seymour whipping him around hitting him with a hard punch across the face. Josh whips Seymour to the ropes knocking him down with a hard clothesline that knocks Seymour down onto the mat. Josh pulls Seymour up to his feet Josh grabs Seymour picking him up and dropping him down with a hard vertical suplex that drops Seymour down hard on his back. Josh gets up quickly going out on the apron and quickly climbing the ropes, Josh comes off with the eagles landing that connect hard down the chest of Seymour. Josh gets up quickly going back out on the apron Josh runs up the ropes and comes off again with the eagles landing.
Barry Sharpe: Josh just hit the eagles landing twice could this be it!!
Josh covers Seymour hooking his leg as the referee counts 1..2…3
Winner: New UWL Heritage Champion Josh Eagles 19:41
Barry Sharpe: Josh Eagles has done it, he has done it!!
The referee hands Josh the championship belt as he celebrates his title win as the fans rise to there feet applauding the match they just have saw.
Josh stands in the center of the ring as confetti falls from all over the arena.
Barry Sharpe: What a night of action we have saw here tonight, don’t forget next week we will have the first match in the tournament to crown our first ever UWL Heavyweight Champion.
Barry Sharpe: Fans we are out of time for Fred Overstreet and Kip Anderson and the rest of us here good night everyone see you next week!!