Post by UWC Office on Mar 21, 2022 23:27:08 GMT -5
Quiet On The Set People! Action in 3...2...1...
Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO kicks off as the lights in the ROA Zone flash! The cameras show only his jean-clad legs as he rapidly approaches the entryway. Once there the cameras jump up to zoom in on his face just as he snaps his neck back. TNN lifts the Horizon Championship off his shoulder, slowly, he points to the Championship's faceplate and then back to his huge partyface grin. He places the Championship back on his shoulder as he continues to the ring.
Logan - Here comes our Horizon Champion!
Cliff - I still can't believe he made Mikey tap out a couple of weeks ago!
Emily Lyle - Ladies and gentlemen, from Bayside, California, weighing in at 202 lbs, this is your ROA Horizon Champion...Timothy! Nilus! Netheridge!
~Woo!
Let's go!
Party Rock is in the House Tonight!
Everybody Just Have a Good Time!
And We Gon' Make You Lose Your Mind!
Everybody Just Have a Good Time!~
TNN starts walking down the ramp. Half way down he does a twirl, finishing the spin as he reaches the end of the aisle.
~In the Club Party Rock!
Look a Pretty Girl She On My Jock!
Non-stop When We're in the Spot!
Booty Movin' Weight Like She on the Block!
With a Drink I Gots to Know!
Tight Jeans, Tattoos Cause I'm Rock n' Roll!
YOOOOO!~
TNN slides under the bottom rope. He twirls to the center of the ring and stops, looking straight up before starting to fist pump with his right hand, while lifting the Horizon Championship with his left, all much to the chagrin of the ROA Zone crowd. TNN gets in Emily's face, eyeing her up and down with a sexual attraction, even licking his lips in anticipation. Emily looks on with a half-interested stare before TNN brings his hand up in front of her face with a snap of his neck! Emily looks upset at TNN's disrespect, but TNN uses the distraction to take the mic from her!
TNN - Nonono, girlie, you ain't the one for me. Just go on, get outta my ring - and try not to think about me too much when you're in bed tonight. I know it'll be hard for you though but...GIRL BYE!
Naturally the crowd boos at TNN's blatant disrespect.
TNN - WHERE ALL MY BROS AT IN THE HOOOOUUUUSSSSEEEEEE?!
TNN lets his voice echo through the arena but the Marysville crowd drowns him out with their thoughts of him.
TNN - Whatever bros, I'm the one with this Horizon Championship to my name! The first-ever Horizon Champion in ROA history, bro! I told everybody, and I told The Unlikely One, that you ain't beatin' me! And what happened?!
Logan - Mikey Unlikely tapped out and lost the match.
TNN mimes a tap-out motion.
TNN - I made that boy straight tap out! He couldn't handle the pain, the pressure of my superior skillz! So go ahead and give it up, FOR YA BOI!!!
TNN does a fist bump to the air as the crowd starts to grow more agitated and restless with TNN's comments.
TNN - And as a matter of fact, I could do it all over again, right here in this ring and I'll even make him tap out again!
~I Live It Up Like These Are My Last Days
If Time is Money I'm an Hour Past Paid~
The crowd pops for the lyric as Mikey Unlikely comes out of the entrance curtain.
Cliff – What is this?
Logan – It’s Mikey Unlikely, and he does not look happy Cliff!
Mikey, wearing his ring gear from his match looks to be all business as he walks towards the ring. Although the fans reach for Mikey as he walks down the ramp, he barely even acknowledges their presence; he keeps his eyes and completely focused on TNN. He reaches the ring and tells TNN to backup, as he rolls in. Mikey, doesn’t do his usual taunts to the crowd as he walks directly over to where the timekeepers table is, without ever taking his eyes off of his rival. He reaches down subtly and snaps his fingers as Emily Lyle hands Mikey another Microphone. He walks back into the middle of the ring, and stands inches from TNN’s face. He waits a few seconds as the fans can feel the tension between the two. Mikey brings the Mic, to his lips.
Mikey Unlikely – Hey Tim, How’s It going?
TNN, physically upset about being called “Tim” starts to bring the mic up to his face before being cut off again by Mikey.
Mikey Unlikely- On second thought, don’t answer that, because I know how it’s going for you! It’s going great! In fact I came out here to congratulate you! Ladies and gentlemen, let’s give a round of applause to your very first ROA Wrestling Horizon champion!
The crowd breaks out with loud boos, as TNN, clearly relaxing, starts smiling, and holds up the Horizon title for everyone in the building to see! He even walks over to the corner of the ring and relaxes against the turnbuckle as Mikey continues…
Mikey Unlikely – Timothy what you did two weeks ago, at the last ROA event, was unprecedented! You made history buddy! You did something that no one in the history of wrestling has done! In fact, what I am talking about may not be the same thing you think I am talking about… Yes, you did beat me, and within the confines of the rules that apply to that specific title! However the history setting feat, I am describing is that for the first time in the history of wrestling, a wrestler with no wins, a wrestler who had never beaten anyone, was not only given a title match, but won it somehow someway, luckily. Congrats Tim, on being the first .500 champion! You wrestled me in a match that quite frankly, you had no business even being in, let alone winning. I should have been facing Scotty Ayers, or Ryan Crews, or someone who legitimately had been a winner, unfortunately for myself, unfortunately for ROA, and Unfortunately for the ROA fans, they have to be represented by a loser as Champion….
The crowd reacts favorably to Mikey’s comments, and starts a LO-SER chant, Mikey let’s them finish before continuing…
Mikey Unlikely - So I am sitting in the back, and I hear you out hear running your mouth again about me. I heard you say you have superior skillzzzzz to me? What skill? Fist pumping? Tanning skills? Bro loving? You see, every one of these fans know, and everyone in the back knows, You and I are going to have that rematch for the title, Everyone knows I am the number one contender, and everyone knows that after Eruption, the REAL Horizon Champion is walking out with the belt, and his name is Mikey Unlikely. Then I heard you say you were going to make me tap AGAIN!? I thought I would come down here, get in the middle of the ring, and give you a chance!
TNN raises his mic and gets up in Mikey's face.
TNN - Are you cereal bro? I'm THE longest-reigning Horizon Champion in ROA history bro!
Logan - He's right Cliff.
Cliff - Nevertheless I feel obligated to remind everyone at home that he's also the ONLY Horizon Champion in ROA history...
TNN - Don't be jealous bro! Don't be mad you lost to the superior man! Don't be mad that you've chased Titles for years and I won it in a month! Don't be mad because everything you can do, I can do better bro! I can wrestle better than you...
I can entertain better than you...
TNN looks back to the Horizon Championship and smirks.
TNN - ...And I can even beat you at your own game - yeah that's right, I'm sayin' your rap game is weak bro! Your rap game is so weak it's like Boone's Farm to Jack Daniels!
"WE WANT MIKEY!"
"TIMMY SUCKS!"
TNN gets visibly irritated with this Marysville crowd, while Mikey is quite enjoying it.
TNN - How're you gonna call me a loser, and YOU lost to ME, bro?! You say this crowd is represented by a loser, but if you had this Title, it'd just be a disappointment! In fact, I'll prove it - you wanna battle right now?! You claim your best attribute is your rap game, but you ain't nothin' but a one-hit-wonder! And I'ma dance all over your ass with lyrics so crass you'll sound like a dumb ass! So you down?! That is, if you're man enough...
Mikey looks out to the crowd who are on their feet raising their arms up and down repeatedly chanting.
"YES! YES! YES!
Mikey shrugs, kind of earnestly curious how the hell TNN is gonna rap.
TNN - Yo DJ! Gimmie a beat!!
A voice is heard over the speakers.
No.
TNN is annoyed but he says it one more time. ikey can't help but chuckle at the long-standing wrestling joke.
TNN - Yo DJ! I said. Queue! My! Music!
After a minute an instrumental version of Party Rock Anthem flushes out into the arena. TNN goes around the ring fist pumpin' to the beat, obviously waiting for the right time to start. Mikey shakes his head, a bit irritated with TNN's stalling.
~Yo, yo, I'm the Champ up in here
You lookin' at Mikey? Why he's just a queer
I beat him once, he even tapped out
Come Eruption time, he can't handle this bout
Mikey Unlikely, a clown in the ring
T-Netheridge, the return of the king
When we're in the ring, you're expecting a swerve
Go grab a napkin homie, 'cause you just got -
TNN raises the mic straight up in the air.
"SERVED!"
TNN fist bumps the air in front of Mikey, as if telling him he was up.
Mikey, sitting against the ropes with a smirk on his face, chuckles before bringing his Mic to his mouth once again. Goes to speak, then pulls the mic from his mouth as he laughs out loud and shakes his head. He walks to the middle of the ring and gets in TNN's face.
"Rap battle Mikey? Awe, that's adorable,
It's a good thing your an ok actor, because your rapping is horrible,
You beat me once, I admit, you made me tap,
Everyone in the arena knows tho, Mikey always comes back,
Every worker in the back, is tired of your Complacency,
The only thing homosexual around here is the EDGE talent Agency,
I know Timmy, that you have achieved some success, but pardon the Interruption,
Mikey is the real Horizon champion, and I am coming for you, at Eruption!"
Mikey backs off as the fans in the arena Erupt in applause. Mikey finds the turnbuckle, and sits atop of it as if he was waiting.
Logan - ... And Mikey fires right back at TNN, this is crazy ladies and gentlemen, ROA's first live rap battle!
Cliff- I think the biggest surprise is that the fans are actually cheering on Mikey!...
The ROA crowd is now on their feet, pointing and laughing at their Horizon Champion, which of course makes TNN pissed! He kicks the bottom rope in frustration, clearly he has lost some of his composure.
Cliff - Looks like Mikey has TNN hot under the collar!
Logan - Nah, that's probably just gas.
TNN approaches the center of the ring and, with a snap of his fingers his beat comes back on. TNN fist pumps around the ring before getting in Mikey's corner where he drops a fist bump, and then does a Moonwalk to the center of the ring! He does a 360 twirl and then...
~Oh, ain't that cute
Hold on, lem'me drop a deuce
Gay jokes? Really like John Cena
News flash buddy we've all Cenanufof ya -~
Marysville begins to get unruly towards TNN as his beat fades out, before this passionate crowd fills the Zone with...
"THAT WAS AWFUL!"
"TIMMY SUCKS!"
Cliff - The ROA Zone clearly is not as amused with our Champion's second verse!
Logan - Well look at them - they just don't know talent when they see it!
Mikey hops down off the turnbuckle and approaches the center of the ring. He lifts the mic up - but TNN smashes the Horizon Championship across the back of his head! The Marysville crowd gets louder and louder with their disapproval of TNN, but TNN just stands over Mikey's body with the Championship raised over his head with both hands!
Cliff - What a despicable act -
Logan - Wait a minute, what is he doing...?
TNN flips Mikey over and grabs his legs, applying the Boston Crab to the current Horizon #1 Contender! TNN pulls and pulls on the hold, but Mikey is still non-responsive after the Championship shot! After a minute more TNN lets go of the hold, dropping Mikey's legs to the mat. He stands up and grabs his Championship and the mic and then fist pumps to the HEAVY boos - and the sounds of Party Rock Anthem!
TNN - Waitaminute bro, you never let me finish my rhyme...
TNN stands over Mikey, he waves his hand in front of his face as if to imply Mikey couldn't see him.
~You're right about one thing though, Mikey always comes back
Oh wait, I forgot, that's just your mom, when she's lyin' on her back!~
Logan - You know what that was, right? TNN was sending a message to Mikey! That was the same hold he made him tap out with!
Cliff - Yeah, I caught that. But right now, I'd hate to be the Horizon Champion - because you KNOW Mikey is gonna be pissed!
Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO kicks off as the lights in the ROA Zone flash! The cameras show only his jean-clad legs as he rapidly approaches the entryway. Once there the cameras jump up to zoom in on his face just as he snaps his neck back. TNN lifts the Horizon Championship off his shoulder, slowly, he points to the Championship's faceplate and then back to his huge partyface grin. He places the Championship back on his shoulder as he continues to the ring.
Logan - Here comes our Horizon Champion!
Cliff - I still can't believe he made Mikey tap out a couple of weeks ago!
Emily Lyle - Ladies and gentlemen, from Bayside, California, weighing in at 202 lbs, this is your ROA Horizon Champion...Timothy! Nilus! Netheridge!
~Woo!
Let's go!
Party Rock is in the House Tonight!
Everybody Just Have a Good Time!
And We Gon' Make You Lose Your Mind!
Everybody Just Have a Good Time!~
TNN starts walking down the ramp. Half way down he does a twirl, finishing the spin as he reaches the end of the aisle.
~In the Club Party Rock!
Look a Pretty Girl She On My Jock!
Non-stop When We're in the Spot!
Booty Movin' Weight Like She on the Block!
With a Drink I Gots to Know!
Tight Jeans, Tattoos Cause I'm Rock n' Roll!
YOOOOO!~
TNN slides under the bottom rope. He twirls to the center of the ring and stops, looking straight up before starting to fist pump with his right hand, while lifting the Horizon Championship with his left, all much to the chagrin of the ROA Zone crowd. TNN gets in Emily's face, eyeing her up and down with a sexual attraction, even licking his lips in anticipation. Emily looks on with a half-interested stare before TNN brings his hand up in front of her face with a snap of his neck! Emily looks upset at TNN's disrespect, but TNN uses the distraction to take the mic from her!
TNN - Nonono, girlie, you ain't the one for me. Just go on, get outta my ring - and try not to think about me too much when you're in bed tonight. I know it'll be hard for you though but...GIRL BYE!
Naturally the crowd boos at TNN's blatant disrespect.
TNN - WHERE ALL MY BROS AT IN THE HOOOOUUUUSSSSEEEEEE?!
TNN lets his voice echo through the arena but the Marysville crowd drowns him out with their thoughts of him.
TNN - Whatever bros, I'm the one with this Horizon Championship to my name! The first-ever Horizon Champion in ROA history, bro! I told everybody, and I told The Unlikely One, that you ain't beatin' me! And what happened?!
Logan - Mikey Unlikely tapped out and lost the match.
TNN mimes a tap-out motion.
TNN - I made that boy straight tap out! He couldn't handle the pain, the pressure of my superior skillz! So go ahead and give it up, FOR YA BOI!!!
TNN does a fist bump to the air as the crowd starts to grow more agitated and restless with TNN's comments.
TNN - And as a matter of fact, I could do it all over again, right here in this ring and I'll even make him tap out again!
~I Live It Up Like These Are My Last Days
If Time is Money I'm an Hour Past Paid~
The crowd pops for the lyric as Mikey Unlikely comes out of the entrance curtain.
Cliff – What is this?
Logan – It’s Mikey Unlikely, and he does not look happy Cliff!
Mikey, wearing his ring gear from his match looks to be all business as he walks towards the ring. Although the fans reach for Mikey as he walks down the ramp, he barely even acknowledges their presence; he keeps his eyes and completely focused on TNN. He reaches the ring and tells TNN to backup, as he rolls in. Mikey, doesn’t do his usual taunts to the crowd as he walks directly over to where the timekeepers table is, without ever taking his eyes off of his rival. He reaches down subtly and snaps his fingers as Emily Lyle hands Mikey another Microphone. He walks back into the middle of the ring, and stands inches from TNN’s face. He waits a few seconds as the fans can feel the tension between the two. Mikey brings the Mic, to his lips.
Mikey Unlikely – Hey Tim, How’s It going?
TNN, physically upset about being called “Tim” starts to bring the mic up to his face before being cut off again by Mikey.
Mikey Unlikely- On second thought, don’t answer that, because I know how it’s going for you! It’s going great! In fact I came out here to congratulate you! Ladies and gentlemen, let’s give a round of applause to your very first ROA Wrestling Horizon champion!
The crowd breaks out with loud boos, as TNN, clearly relaxing, starts smiling, and holds up the Horizon title for everyone in the building to see! He even walks over to the corner of the ring and relaxes against the turnbuckle as Mikey continues…
Mikey Unlikely – Timothy what you did two weeks ago, at the last ROA event, was unprecedented! You made history buddy! You did something that no one in the history of wrestling has done! In fact, what I am talking about may not be the same thing you think I am talking about… Yes, you did beat me, and within the confines of the rules that apply to that specific title! However the history setting feat, I am describing is that for the first time in the history of wrestling, a wrestler with no wins, a wrestler who had never beaten anyone, was not only given a title match, but won it somehow someway, luckily. Congrats Tim, on being the first .500 champion! You wrestled me in a match that quite frankly, you had no business even being in, let alone winning. I should have been facing Scotty Ayers, or Ryan Crews, or someone who legitimately had been a winner, unfortunately for myself, unfortunately for ROA, and Unfortunately for the ROA fans, they have to be represented by a loser as Champion….
The crowd reacts favorably to Mikey’s comments, and starts a LO-SER chant, Mikey let’s them finish before continuing…
Mikey Unlikely - So I am sitting in the back, and I hear you out hear running your mouth again about me. I heard you say you have superior skillzzzzz to me? What skill? Fist pumping? Tanning skills? Bro loving? You see, every one of these fans know, and everyone in the back knows, You and I are going to have that rematch for the title, Everyone knows I am the number one contender, and everyone knows that after Eruption, the REAL Horizon Champion is walking out with the belt, and his name is Mikey Unlikely. Then I heard you say you were going to make me tap AGAIN!? I thought I would come down here, get in the middle of the ring, and give you a chance!
TNN raises his mic and gets up in Mikey's face.
TNN - Are you cereal bro? I'm THE longest-reigning Horizon Champion in ROA history bro!
Logan - He's right Cliff.
Cliff - Nevertheless I feel obligated to remind everyone at home that he's also the ONLY Horizon Champion in ROA history...
TNN - Don't be jealous bro! Don't be mad you lost to the superior man! Don't be mad that you've chased Titles for years and I won it in a month! Don't be mad because everything you can do, I can do better bro! I can wrestle better than you...
I can entertain better than you...
TNN looks back to the Horizon Championship and smirks.
TNN - ...And I can even beat you at your own game - yeah that's right, I'm sayin' your rap game is weak bro! Your rap game is so weak it's like Boone's Farm to Jack Daniels!
"WE WANT MIKEY!"
"TIMMY SUCKS!"
TNN gets visibly irritated with this Marysville crowd, while Mikey is quite enjoying it.
TNN - How're you gonna call me a loser, and YOU lost to ME, bro?! You say this crowd is represented by a loser, but if you had this Title, it'd just be a disappointment! In fact, I'll prove it - you wanna battle right now?! You claim your best attribute is your rap game, but you ain't nothin' but a one-hit-wonder! And I'ma dance all over your ass with lyrics so crass you'll sound like a dumb ass! So you down?! That is, if you're man enough...
Mikey looks out to the crowd who are on their feet raising their arms up and down repeatedly chanting.
"YES! YES! YES!
Mikey shrugs, kind of earnestly curious how the hell TNN is gonna rap.
TNN - Yo DJ! Gimmie a beat!!
A voice is heard over the speakers.
No.
TNN is annoyed but he says it one more time. ikey can't help but chuckle at the long-standing wrestling joke.
TNN - Yo DJ! I said. Queue! My! Music!
After a minute an instrumental version of Party Rock Anthem flushes out into the arena. TNN goes around the ring fist pumpin' to the beat, obviously waiting for the right time to start. Mikey shakes his head, a bit irritated with TNN's stalling.
~Yo, yo, I'm the Champ up in here
You lookin' at Mikey? Why he's just a queer
I beat him once, he even tapped out
Come Eruption time, he can't handle this bout
Mikey Unlikely, a clown in the ring
T-Netheridge, the return of the king
When we're in the ring, you're expecting a swerve
Go grab a napkin homie, 'cause you just got -
TNN raises the mic straight up in the air.
"SERVED!"
TNN fist bumps the air in front of Mikey, as if telling him he was up.
Mikey, sitting against the ropes with a smirk on his face, chuckles before bringing his Mic to his mouth once again. Goes to speak, then pulls the mic from his mouth as he laughs out loud and shakes his head. He walks to the middle of the ring and gets in TNN's face.
"Rap battle Mikey? Awe, that's adorable,
It's a good thing your an ok actor, because your rapping is horrible,
You beat me once, I admit, you made me tap,
Everyone in the arena knows tho, Mikey always comes back,
Every worker in the back, is tired of your Complacency,
The only thing homosexual around here is the EDGE talent Agency,
I know Timmy, that you have achieved some success, but pardon the Interruption,
Mikey is the real Horizon champion, and I am coming for you, at Eruption!"
Mikey backs off as the fans in the arena Erupt in applause. Mikey finds the turnbuckle, and sits atop of it as if he was waiting.
Logan - ... And Mikey fires right back at TNN, this is crazy ladies and gentlemen, ROA's first live rap battle!
Cliff- I think the biggest surprise is that the fans are actually cheering on Mikey!...
The ROA crowd is now on their feet, pointing and laughing at their Horizon Champion, which of course makes TNN pissed! He kicks the bottom rope in frustration, clearly he has lost some of his composure.
Cliff - Looks like Mikey has TNN hot under the collar!
Logan - Nah, that's probably just gas.
TNN approaches the center of the ring and, with a snap of his fingers his beat comes back on. TNN fist pumps around the ring before getting in Mikey's corner where he drops a fist bump, and then does a Moonwalk to the center of the ring! He does a 360 twirl and then...
~Oh, ain't that cute
Hold on, lem'me drop a deuce
Gay jokes? Really like John Cena
News flash buddy we've all Cenanufof ya -~
Marysville begins to get unruly towards TNN as his beat fades out, before this passionate crowd fills the Zone with...
"THAT WAS AWFUL!"
"TIMMY SUCKS!"
Cliff - The ROA Zone clearly is not as amused with our Champion's second verse!
Logan - Well look at them - they just don't know talent when they see it!
Mikey hops down off the turnbuckle and approaches the center of the ring. He lifts the mic up - but TNN smashes the Horizon Championship across the back of his head! The Marysville crowd gets louder and louder with their disapproval of TNN, but TNN just stands over Mikey's body with the Championship raised over his head with both hands!
Cliff - What a despicable act -
Logan - Wait a minute, what is he doing...?
TNN flips Mikey over and grabs his legs, applying the Boston Crab to the current Horizon #1 Contender! TNN pulls and pulls on the hold, but Mikey is still non-responsive after the Championship shot! After a minute more TNN lets go of the hold, dropping Mikey's legs to the mat. He stands up and grabs his Championship and the mic and then fist pumps to the HEAVY boos - and the sounds of Party Rock Anthem!
TNN - Waitaminute bro, you never let me finish my rhyme...
TNN stands over Mikey, he waves his hand in front of his face as if to imply Mikey couldn't see him.
~You're right about one thing though, Mikey always comes back
Oh wait, I forgot, that's just your mom, when she's lyin' on her back!~
Logan - You know what that was, right? TNN was sending a message to Mikey! That was the same hold he made him tap out with!
Cliff - Yeah, I caught that. But right now, I'd hate to be the Horizon Champion - because you KNOW Mikey is gonna be pissed!
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