Post by UWL Office on Mar 21, 2022 23:31:31 GMT -5
A large pink tour bus pulled into the Marysville College parking lot. It pulled in around the "back 40" and took up several of the parking spots back there. Naturally, some early-bird ROA fans that were waiting anxiously for the doors to open saw the bus, and wandered back to see what the heck it was. The doors opened and a rather heavyset, Caucasian individual stepped out. He was dressed in a chauffeur's tuxedo and he carried a clipboard in hand.
Logan- Woah, what the hell is this?
Cliff- By the looks of the logos on the bus, I'd imagine it's the EDGE Talent Agency.
Logan- But, why would TNN and PVP get a huge bus for just the two of them?
Cliff- Because they're egomaniacs that feel the universe should revolve around them?
As the group of ROA fans approached the bus, one man stepped forward. The driver asked for his name.
ROA Fan- Tom Walker. Can we check out this bus?! It looks really huge and full of awesome stuff! Is it for ROA's Eruption, tonight?
The fat guy quickly skims down his clipboard and shakes his head. He looks back up at Tom and replies;
Fat White Guy- Sorry bro, you're not on the list. Please step back.
Tom stands back with his hands on his hips and looks at the fat white guy with a scowl. He tries to make a dash up through the door, but the fat white guy grabs him and the next thing you know, the cameras show
as Tom's fate.
The ROA fans protest but the fat white guy holds up his hand to push them back. The fans keep moving back until there's a good fifteen feet of space between the crowd and the bus. With ample space the fat white guy waves pops his head in the bus and says something, before popping his head back out to keep the crowd back. Out of the bus first comes THE Parker Van Peters (wearing his new #SWAG t-shirt, which you can conveniently buy at the shopROA.com website and at the merchandise stands inside the building), followed by Allison Edge, an unidentified third person, and finally the end of the line is filled by ROA's current longest-reigning Horizon Champion, Timothy Nilus Netheridge (who is of course wearing his new #YOLO t-shirt, which you can also conveniently buy at shopROA.com and at the merchandise stands inside)! The four sneer at the crowd and walk towards the building, otherwise ignoring the crowd after that.
The camera cuts back to Logan and Cliff.
Cliff- Looks like they've got a new recruit coming out of the EDGE bus.
Logan- Well we know The EDGE Talent Agency has been recruiting for new talent, right? Looks like having Allison Edge is paying dividends for The Agency already!
Cliff- Logan, I would rather hope that individual would make a smarter decision than to follow those boneheads in The Agency!
Logan- Well, at any rate Cliff. It's time. Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Eruption! Welcome to ROA Wrestling!
Logan- Woah, what the hell is this?
Cliff- By the looks of the logos on the bus, I'd imagine it's the EDGE Talent Agency.
Logan- But, why would TNN and PVP get a huge bus for just the two of them?
Cliff- Because they're egomaniacs that feel the universe should revolve around them?
As the group of ROA fans approached the bus, one man stepped forward. The driver asked for his name.
ROA Fan- Tom Walker. Can we check out this bus?! It looks really huge and full of awesome stuff! Is it for ROA's Eruption, tonight?
The fat guy quickly skims down his clipboard and shakes his head. He looks back up at Tom and replies;
Fat White Guy- Sorry bro, you're not on the list. Please step back.
Tom stands back with his hands on his hips and looks at the fat white guy with a scowl. He tries to make a dash up through the door, but the fat white guy grabs him and the next thing you know, the cameras show
as Tom's fate.
The ROA fans protest but the fat white guy holds up his hand to push them back. The fans keep moving back until there's a good fifteen feet of space between the crowd and the bus. With ample space the fat white guy waves pops his head in the bus and says something, before popping his head back out to keep the crowd back. Out of the bus first comes THE Parker Van Peters (wearing his new #SWAG t-shirt, which you can conveniently buy at the shopROA.com website and at the merchandise stands inside the building), followed by Allison Edge, an unidentified third person, and finally the end of the line is filled by ROA's current longest-reigning Horizon Champion, Timothy Nilus Netheridge (who is of course wearing his new #YOLO t-shirt, which you can also conveniently buy at shopROA.com and at the merchandise stands inside)! The four sneer at the crowd and walk towards the building, otherwise ignoring the crowd after that.
The camera cuts back to Logan and Cliff.
Cliff- Looks like they've got a new recruit coming out of the EDGE bus.
Logan- Well we know The EDGE Talent Agency has been recruiting for new talent, right? Looks like having Allison Edge is paying dividends for The Agency already!
Cliff- Logan, I would rather hope that individual would make a smarter decision than to follow those boneheads in The Agency!
Logan- Well, at any rate Cliff. It's time. Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Eruption! Welcome to ROA Wrestling!