Post by UWL Office on Mar 21, 2022 23:36:16 GMT -5
The cameras pan the arena, catching a glimpse of various crowd signs in attendance.
DAN WEST IS IN REHAB!
THE PARKER VAN PETERS IS GAY!
FLAME PUPPY HAS A RUNNING TAB AT IHOP!
TNN IS UNLIKELY TO BEAT MIKEY AGAIN!
The lights in the ROA Zone flash into a strobe as Like a G6 - Far East Movement featuring The Cataracs begins to play. White smoke begins to feverishly pour out of the Fog Machine to the beat of the song. The camera cuts to the floor as an elevator lift begins to rise up.
~Poppin' Bottles in the Ice, Like a Blizzard
When We Drink We Do It Right Gettin Slizzard.
Sippin Sizzurp in my Ride, in my Ride Like Three 6.
Now I'm Feelin So Fly Like a G6~
Once the lift reaches it's peak the camera reveals TNN and PVP in the middle, with Allison Edge and Larkyn on either side of them, and the Fat White Guy bringing up the rear. The four guys share a fourway fistbump explosion as they yell BOOM! Allison motions that these are the future of the company.
Emily Lyle - Ladies and gentlemen, the EDGE Talent Agency!
The crowd naturally boos the group, but they all brush them off. PVP pops his collar at the crowd while TNN points at his shirt before yelling YOLO to the crowd! The camera cuts to the crowd to see the ROA Zone fans dancin' and head boppin' to the beat as the lyrics loop back again.
~Poppin' Bottles in the Ice, Like a Blizzard
When We Drink We Do It Right Gettin Slizzard.
Sippin Sizzurp in my Ride, in my Ride Like Three 6.
Now I'm Fellin So Fly Like a G6~
The camera return to see TNN and PVP on the apron facing the aisle. They fist bump one more time, before they simultaneously flip over the top rope into the ring. fat White Guy walks up the steps and over the top rope, while Larkyn slides under the bottom rope. PVP holds the middle and bottom ropes open for Allison Edge to enter. The four fist pump in the center of the ring to the beat before the music fades out.
Allison Edge starts off with the mic.
Allison - What I have in front of y'all, darlin's, is the FUTURE of not just ROA, but the trailblazers of the industry! THE Parker Van Peters, Timothy Nilus Netheridge, Larkyn, and the driver, Fat White Guy. These men, sug, were selected for that raw charisma, that magnetism that not a single one of y'al at home can touch!
"BOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Cliff Morris - That's a bold claim from Allison.
Logan Acker - But look at the talent she's assembled!
THE Parker Van Peters takes the mic from Allison.
PVP - That's enough of that! You have no reason to boo Miss Allison here just because she didn't select any of you rednecks for our roles.
"BOOOOOOOOOO!!"
PVP - Don't boo me! Boo you! You jealous? Yo bro, take care of these scrubs!
Timothy Nilus Netheridge takes the mic from THE PVP.
TNN - Woah, woah, woah...I just got one question for y'all! Why is it such a sausage fest up in here?! Where all my hoes at in daaa hooouuuussseeeee?!
"BOOOOOOOOOO!!"
TNN - Now, now, that's not very nice. We're not scheduled to fight until later this evening, but we still gave YOU the PLEASURE of our acquaintance to help you pass the time...and that's how you treat us?! If that's how you feel, maybe we should just leave.
Allison can be heard shouting to "her boys".
Allison - C'mon boys, pack it up. Marysville ain't worth our time this week.
The crowd, however, shows the ETA just what they think of that.
Na na na na.
Na na na na.
Hey, Hey, Hey...
Good bye!
The group gets to the ropes and stops. THE PVP shakes his head and takes the mic from TNN.
THE PVP - You thought it was that easy to get rid of us? ...Gullible rednecks.
"BOOOOOOOOOO!!"
THE PVP - Y'all took the bait like a dumb bass! You know who else is dumb? Ray Harlan. After the way we dominated him at Eruption...
"HARLAN!"
"HARLAN!"
"HARLAN!"
TNN takes the mic back from THE PVP.
TNN - ...And not to mention bro, the way we left that punk fool wannabe Champion Mikey --
"WE WANT MIKEY!"
"HE'S OUR GUY!"
TNN - Well too damn bad. Mikey isn't here right now. Not that it matters, because he doesn't give a damn about you anyway! He's just the same old two-bit whitetrash rapper...oh, I guess I can see why you want to see "one of your own" so much then...
"BOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Finally, Larkyn steps up and takes the mic from TNN.
Larkyn - Look, we know you're jealous of us. But we're GOOD people, we won't hold it against you. Because, when you're the EDGE Talent Agency, there's only one mantra that matters. We Live For The Best, Because We're The Best --
THE PVP takes the mic from Larkyn.
THE PVP - And If You Disagree Then You're Down! Right! Wrong!
TNN, Larkyn, FWG, & THE PVP each hold up their right hands in the air with four fingers sticking up...but TNN, THE PVP, & FWG each quickly lower their ring fingers. The crowd leans in for curiosity's sake as Larkyn turns around...into a straight right hook from FWG! Larkyn takes the shot clean on his chin, before falling backwards onto the mat!
FWG takes the mic from THE PVP.
FWG - You ain't on the list, bro!
TNN takes the mic from FWG.
TNN - We're The Horsemen From The Jersey Shore...And You Can't Teach That!
Like a G6 - Far East Movement featuring The Cataracs plays with the three members of the EDGE doing a triple fist bump before they "make it explode"!
Cliff Morris - Wow, The ETA just dumped one of their own here tonight!
Logan Acker - Well, Larkyn looked good at the start, but he clearly wasn't pulling his weight. Best to cash out on your investment before he becomes any more of a liability.
Cliff Morris - Ladies and gentlemen that was a wild way to start the show. Stay tuned for more ROA action!
DAN WEST IS IN REHAB!
THE PARKER VAN PETERS IS GAY!
FLAME PUPPY HAS A RUNNING TAB AT IHOP!
TNN IS UNLIKELY TO BEAT MIKEY AGAIN!
The lights in the ROA Zone flash into a strobe as Like a G6 - Far East Movement featuring The Cataracs begins to play. White smoke begins to feverishly pour out of the Fog Machine to the beat of the song. The camera cuts to the floor as an elevator lift begins to rise up.
~Poppin' Bottles in the Ice, Like a Blizzard
When We Drink We Do It Right Gettin Slizzard.
Sippin Sizzurp in my Ride, in my Ride Like Three 6.
Now I'm Feelin So Fly Like a G6~
Once the lift reaches it's peak the camera reveals TNN and PVP in the middle, with Allison Edge and Larkyn on either side of them, and the Fat White Guy bringing up the rear. The four guys share a fourway fistbump explosion as they yell BOOM! Allison motions that these are the future of the company.
Emily Lyle - Ladies and gentlemen, the EDGE Talent Agency!
The crowd naturally boos the group, but they all brush them off. PVP pops his collar at the crowd while TNN points at his shirt before yelling YOLO to the crowd! The camera cuts to the crowd to see the ROA Zone fans dancin' and head boppin' to the beat as the lyrics loop back again.
~Poppin' Bottles in the Ice, Like a Blizzard
When We Drink We Do It Right Gettin Slizzard.
Sippin Sizzurp in my Ride, in my Ride Like Three 6.
Now I'm Fellin So Fly Like a G6~
The camera return to see TNN and PVP on the apron facing the aisle. They fist bump one more time, before they simultaneously flip over the top rope into the ring. fat White Guy walks up the steps and over the top rope, while Larkyn slides under the bottom rope. PVP holds the middle and bottom ropes open for Allison Edge to enter. The four fist pump in the center of the ring to the beat before the music fades out.
Allison Edge starts off with the mic.
Allison - What I have in front of y'all, darlin's, is the FUTURE of not just ROA, but the trailblazers of the industry! THE Parker Van Peters, Timothy Nilus Netheridge, Larkyn, and the driver, Fat White Guy. These men, sug, were selected for that raw charisma, that magnetism that not a single one of y'al at home can touch!
"BOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Cliff Morris - That's a bold claim from Allison.
Logan Acker - But look at the talent she's assembled!
THE Parker Van Peters takes the mic from Allison.
PVP - That's enough of that! You have no reason to boo Miss Allison here just because she didn't select any of you rednecks for our roles.
"BOOOOOOOOOO!!"
PVP - Don't boo me! Boo you! You jealous? Yo bro, take care of these scrubs!
Timothy Nilus Netheridge takes the mic from THE PVP.
TNN - Woah, woah, woah...I just got one question for y'all! Why is it such a sausage fest up in here?! Where all my hoes at in daaa hooouuuussseeeee?!
"BOOOOOOOOOO!!"
TNN - Now, now, that's not very nice. We're not scheduled to fight until later this evening, but we still gave YOU the PLEASURE of our acquaintance to help you pass the time...and that's how you treat us?! If that's how you feel, maybe we should just leave.
Allison can be heard shouting to "her boys".
Allison - C'mon boys, pack it up. Marysville ain't worth our time this week.
The crowd, however, shows the ETA just what they think of that.
Na na na na.
Na na na na.
Hey, Hey, Hey...
Good bye!
The group gets to the ropes and stops. THE PVP shakes his head and takes the mic from TNN.
THE PVP - You thought it was that easy to get rid of us? ...Gullible rednecks.
"BOOOOOOOOOO!!"
THE PVP - Y'all took the bait like a dumb bass! You know who else is dumb? Ray Harlan. After the way we dominated him at Eruption...
"HARLAN!"
"HARLAN!"
"HARLAN!"
TNN takes the mic back from THE PVP.
TNN - ...And not to mention bro, the way we left that punk fool wannabe Champion Mikey --
"WE WANT MIKEY!"
"HE'S OUR GUY!"
TNN - Well too damn bad. Mikey isn't here right now. Not that it matters, because he doesn't give a damn about you anyway! He's just the same old two-bit whitetrash rapper...oh, I guess I can see why you want to see "one of your own" so much then...
"BOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Finally, Larkyn steps up and takes the mic from TNN.
Larkyn - Look, we know you're jealous of us. But we're GOOD people, we won't hold it against you. Because, when you're the EDGE Talent Agency, there's only one mantra that matters. We Live For The Best, Because We're The Best --
THE PVP takes the mic from Larkyn.
THE PVP - And If You Disagree Then You're Down! Right! Wrong!
TNN, Larkyn, FWG, & THE PVP each hold up their right hands in the air with four fingers sticking up...but TNN, THE PVP, & FWG each quickly lower their ring fingers. The crowd leans in for curiosity's sake as Larkyn turns around...into a straight right hook from FWG! Larkyn takes the shot clean on his chin, before falling backwards onto the mat!
FWG takes the mic from THE PVP.
FWG - You ain't on the list, bro!
TNN takes the mic from FWG.
TNN - We're The Horsemen From The Jersey Shore...And You Can't Teach That!
Like a G6 - Far East Movement featuring The Cataracs plays with the three members of the EDGE doing a triple fist bump before they "make it explode"!
Cliff Morris - Wow, The ETA just dumped one of their own here tonight!
Logan Acker - Well, Larkyn looked good at the start, but he clearly wasn't pulling his weight. Best to cash out on your investment before he becomes any more of a liability.
Cliff Morris - Ladies and gentlemen that was a wild way to start the show. Stay tuned for more ROA action!