UWL - High Endurance - 9/16/14

Trios Tag Match

Jeremy Sterling, Mikey Unlikely, & Flame Puppy vs. Heather Monroe, Nathan Rivers, & Ray Harlan


Emily Lyle: This is tonight's main event. It is a Trios Tag Team Match!

Sterling stands in the ring stretching.

The lights in the arena go dim as "Eye of the Storm" begins to play. Heather then steps out onto the stage walking backwards she then turns to the crowd as they cheer, she throws one hand up with a peace sign. She starts down the ramp, going to one side and slaps the hands of the fans then to the other where she does the same. She walks to the apron pulling herself up with the bottom rope.

Emily Lyle - from Des Moines, Iowa, weighing one hundred and twenty five pounds, Heather Monroe!!

She gets to her feet and gets into the ring. She runs towards the turnbuckle jumping up onto it and puts both arms up in the air peace signs formed on her fingers. She then runs to the opposite turnbuckle doing the same. She then looks up at the ramp before turning herself around and taking a seat on the turnbuckle as she waits for her opponent.

COME ON FEEL THE NOISE
GIRLS ROCK YA BOYS
WE'LL GET WILD, WILD, WILD
WILD, WILD, WILD!
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"Come On Feel The Noise" by Quiet Riot plays over the PA System as Ray Harlan comes out from the back, walks out in view, with a big Cheshire grin across his face. He jogs down the ramp, slapping the hands of any adoring fan who reaches for Ray's adoration.

Emily Lyle - And from Great Falls, Montana, weighting in at two hundred and seventy three pounds, RAY, HARLAN!

He quickly makes it to the ring, and walks up the steel steps and climbs into the ring. He gets up on the nearest turnbuckle and cups his hands over his mouth, yelling out whatever he can to get the crowd up and rowdy. He jumps down and walks to the center of the ring, awaiting for the match to begin. [/strong]

"Watchtower" by Devlin begins to play throughout the arena as Nathan Rivers walks through the curtain and out onto the stage. Smiling and talking to the fans near the aisle confidently.

Emily Lyle - from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing two hundred and twenty three pounds, Nathan Rivers!!

He slaps hands with the fans and even kisses a beautiful woman on the cheek before running down to the ring and sliding under the bottom rope. He ascends the corner facing the most fans holding his arms up and motioning for them to stand up.

The awesomely annoying sound of a Sleigh Bells's Riot Rhythm reverberates across the PA system in all of it's epicness, serenading the eardrums of all in listening distance. The crowd commences to clap along with the music. Strong with the force, Flame Puppy jumps out from behind the curtains into the loving embrace of cheers from the crowd. "COOOME OOOON!" Flame Puppy shouts to no one in particular while clinching her fist and biting her bottom lip. She makes her way down towards the ring, running her fingers through her hair a bit, and looking scared yet determined all the same.

Once close in, Flame Puppy takes a moment to get really close to the camera lens to either tell random reddit shower thoughts or what she had at IHOP earlier that day while taunting. She makes her way around the ring swiftly with the cameraman close behind, elbow, fist bumping, and minor fraternizing with all the fans who were lucky enough to get first row seats.

Depending on who's available, Flame Puppy takes a crowd member's camera and cheesy smile selfie before giving it back to them. Once completed with half her lap, she jumps up on the apron, and looks back at the crowd in a crouch while giving a cute roar in her beanie cap. The crowd, in kindness, answers back by throwing a multitude of pink, orange, and red streamers in her general direction. As her purposely annoying music dies down, Flame uses the ring ropes to stretch.

"Blunt Blowin" by Lil Wayne hits the PA system, and as the crowd reacts, Mikey Unlikely, comes through the curtain. Mikey is in his signature hooded vest, as he makes his way to the ring, he stops and works the crowd a little in the aisle way.

Emily Lyle - from Ohio, weighing two hundred and thirty five pounds, Mikey Unlikely!!

Mikey then slides into the ring and walks over to the center of the ropes between the turnbuckles, climbs to the second rope and poses to the crowd. He then climbs down, and takes off his vest, checks his boots, and wrist tape to make sure they are tight.

Cliff - Ladies and gentlemen, what a tremendous main event we have for you tonight!

Logan - You said it, Cliff! All three ROA Champions are in the ring!

The lights in the ROA Zone flash into a strobe as Like a G6 - Far East Movement featuring The Cataracs begins to play. White smoke begins to feverishly pour out of the Fog Machine to the beat of the song. The camera cuts to the floor as an elevator lift begins to rise up.

~Poppin' Bottles in the Ice, Like a Blizzard
When We Drink We Do It Right Gettin Slizzard.
Sippin Sizzurp in my Ride, in my Ride Like Three 6.
Now I'm Feelin So Fly Like a G6~

Once the lift reaches it's peak the camera reveals the Fat White Guy, TNN and PVP fist pumping to the beat! The Agency looks to each other, giving a massive fist bump that "makes it explode" as they yell BOOM!

The music starts to fade out as The Agency starts to make their way down the aisle, slowly. TNN produces a microphone as the six in the ring roll their eyes.

TNN - Hey bros! Y'all dint think you could close this show without The EDGE Talent Agency taking control now did you?

THE PVP takes the mic from TNN.

THE PVP - Dudes, we're here because this match has been billed to have all of the top ROA talents involved -- but that can't be true, because we're not even in the match! Ain't that right?

THE PVP motions to the Fat White Guy, who crosses his arms over his chest and nods. By now The EDGE Talent Agency has reached the bottom of the aisle.

THE PVP - So what we're gonna do, is climb in this ring, and make this a nine-man-tag team match!

TNN takes the mic back.

TNN - That's right bro! Y'all ain't nuthin' more than a bunch of posers -- so make way for the REAL Talent of ROA already.

TNN and THE PVP both slide in under the bottom rope, but unbeknownst to them, FWG stays on the outside, looking on with his arms crossed. THE PVP and TNN stand back-to-back and yell into their mic simultanesously.

TNN & THE PVP - Give it up, FOR YA BOIS!

TNN gets up face-to-face with Mikey Unlikely, while THE PVP goes right to Ray Harlan's face. TNN shoves Mikey back, but Mikey responds with a hard right hand which causes TNN to stumble, and subsequently Sterling, Puppy, and Mikey all grab TNN and toss him out of the ring over the top rope! THE PVP slaps Ray Harlan before Harlan dots PVP's head with a right hand that sends PVP onto the ropes. Heather and Nathan run towards him and send him over the top rope with a double clothesline!

"THANK YOU ROA!"
"YOU GUYS ROCK!"


Logan - The EDGE Talent Agency tried to forcefully insert themselves into the main event, but the ROA talent wasn't having any of that!

Cliff - I think I speak for everyone here when I say "I agree with these fans".

TNN and PVP both land on the floor on their asses as they look at each other. They mouth a comment to each other, that could only be described as an "Are You Serious Bro?"

The FWG looks down at the two of them and just shakes his head. He can't help but smile as a slight chuckle escapes his lips. FWG reaches down and helps the two of them up as the Agency disappears behind the curtain.

Cliff - What a couple of assclowns! Good riddance I say!

Logan - They were only ran off because the guys in the ring knew they couldn't handle the EDGE. you know that, right?

Cliff Morris: We are set for tonight's main event, as we are set for trios tag action!

Logan Acker: Lets take a moment to remind everyone that all tag matches here in ROA are held under scramble rules. Which means when someone leaves the ring it is the same as a tag.

The bell sounds, Flame Puppy and Ray Harlan start the match off. Flame runs at Ray nailing him with a dropkick right off the bat. She runs back into the ropes, as Ray returns to his feet, he grabs her up into his arms planting her down with a sidewalk slam. Ray pulls Flame up throwing her down with a hard bodyslam. Ray pulls her back up to her feet, he sends Flame into the corner. Ray charges in at her, but Flame dodges out of the way. Ray turns around out of the corner as Flame runs at him nailing him with a leg lariat. She runs jumping off the middle rope landing down onto Ray with a lionsault. She returns to her feet, as Ray slowly gets back up to his feet, she runs at him nailing him with a headbutt. Ray counters back with a headbutt of his own, which staggers Flame. Ray runs at Flame nailing her with a clothesline, which sends her down to the mat. Flame rolls under the bottom rope out onto the ring apron out onto the floor. Mikey runs into the ring.

Cliff Morris: Into the ring comes Mikey!

Logan Acker: Flame Puppy went out and in comes Mikey!

Mikey runs at Ray nailing him with repeated forearm shots. He grabs Ray sending him into the ropes. Ray comes off the ropes, Mikey leaps into the air nailing him with a dropkick which sends Ray down to the mat. Ray rolls out of the ring, as Heather Monroe run into the ring. She runs at Mikey, as they stare at one another. They move into a collar and elbow tie up. Mikey grabs Heather into a side headlock, she sends him off into the ropes. Mikey hits off the rope, her runs back at Heather, she drops down, as Mikey runs back off the ropes she leapfrogs over him as Mikey runs back off the ropes. Mikey runs at Heather, she goes for a hip toss, but Mikey blocks it. He takes Heather with a hurricanrana. They both return to their feet, as they do Heather nails Mikey with a back elbow.

Cliff Morris: Mikey wasn’t expecting that back elbow!

Heather grabs Mikey quickly planting him with a impact DDT. Heather stands over Mikey, as he lays on the mat, she kicks him over onto his back. She leaps into the air landing down onto him with a standing moonsault. Heather returns to her feet, she attempts the standing moonsault again, but Mikey gets his knees up. Heather rolls near the bottom rope. Mikey runs off the ropes he runs back at Heather hitting her with a running dropkick which sends Heather under the bottom rope out onto the floor. Nathan Rivers runs into the ring nailing Mikey from behind, he nails him with a clothesline to the back of his head.

Cliff Morris: Mikey will learn to turn out!

Logan Acker: That was a vicious clothesline from Nathan Rivers!

Rivers kicks away on Mikey as he lays on the mat. Rivers throws Mikey out onto the ring apron kicking him in his stomach knocking him out to the floor. Rivers turns motioning for Sterling.

Cliff Morris: Nathan Rivers wants the ROA Champion!

Sterling steps through the ropes, they stare one another down. They move to lock up, but Rivers kicks Sterling in his stomach doubling him over. Rivers grabs Sterling around his head lifting him up planting him down with a suplex. Rivers pulls Sterling up, as he does Sterling slaps his hands away, pushing Rivers back. Sterling nails him with a dropkick, and a pair of sharp kicks landing flush into his chest. Sterling pulls Rivers up planting him into the mat with a running bulldog. Sterling moves into the corner, he makes his way up to the top rope.

Cliff Morris: Sterling moving to the top rope!

Sterling leaps off for a moonsault landing down onto Rivers. Sterling rises to his feet, as he goes out to the ring apron, Ray pulls him off the ring apron out onto the floor. Mikey moves into the ring, he runs at Rivers nailing him with repeated forearms. Mikey shoots Rivers off into the corner. He runs in at him for a dropkick in the corner, but Rivers dodges out of he way, flipping Mikey over the top rope.

Cliff Morris: Nathan Rivers moved!!

Logan Acker: Mikey Unlikely went sailing out to the floor!!

Flame runs into the ring, she pushes Rivers back into the ropes pushing him over the top rope out to the floor, as Ray runs into the ring, he runs back into the ring, as Flame turns he nails her with a clothesline. Ray pulls Flame up sending her down with a running powerslam. Ray goes to covers her, but Sterling pulls Ray out of the ring. Heather runs into the ring she cuts off Sterling nailing him with repeated forearms as Flame runs up behind Heather dropping her with a Codebreaker.

Heather rolls out of the ring, as Sterling moves back, as Flame stands in the ring. Rivers moves back into the ring. Sterling and Flame send Rivers into the ropes, he hits of the ropes they nailing him with a double dropkick. Flame steps back, as Sterling grabs Rivers dropping him with a half nelson slam dropping him on the top of his head. Flame runs at him nailing him with a pair of repeated forearm strikes landing flush into his face as he sits on the mat. Mikey leaps off the top rope as Flame and Sterling move out of the ring. Mikey lands down onto Rivers with the One Hit Wonder (Flying fist drop from top rope. Mikey covers him.

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Emily Lyle: The winners of this match Jeremy Sterling, Flame Puppy, and Mikey Unlikely!!

Cliff Morris: Fans we are out of time we will see you next time!

Sterling, Mikey, and Flame stand in the ring celebrating as the show comes to a end.