UWL Eruption 9-16-23

The picture cuts across the arena and cuts to the ring.



Emily Lyle - The following contest is set for one fall with a twenty minute time limit or television time remaining!

Drums pound in synch with grinding guitars as “Bonehead" assaults the fans while the arena is blanketed in darkness while at six seconds in, a saxophone begins squealing a prolonged note. At thirteen seconds, while a spotlight suddenly pierces the darkness, casting its light on the entrace curtain, the vocalist begins whooping and screaming. BRADDOCK explodes through the curtain and marches for the ring.

Emily Lyle - “Making his way to the ring! He is five feet, ten inches tall and tips the scales at two hundred and fifty-one pounds and hails from Stockton, California. He! Is! BRADDOCK!!!!

BRADDOCK has ascended the ring steps and is entering the ring halfway down the apron, I’m between the ring posts by dipping under the top rope. He climbs the nearest turnbuckle and while secure on the second rope, he raises both fists in the air and bellows.

All lights in the arena dim down

"Out here we play for keeps
Ain't one of us is innocent
We've all got blood on our hands"

Emily Lyle - Ladies and gentlemen, from Bootjack, Missouri! Weighing in at 287 pounds! The Silverback, CORY CHEVELLE!

It's time for reckoning
No one will come to your defense
We'll cut you down where you stand!

Chevelle emerges from the curtain slowly, staring straight down into the ring as the crowd gets louder.



Chevelle slowly makes his way down to the ring, hopping up on to the apron and cranking his neck from one side to the other before entering.

The lights in the arena go out and there's the sound of thunder cracking. "Weather Man" starts to play and a few seconds in lights come up focused on the aisleway. Jackson Burnside stands in the entryway behind a black umbrella with "The Weatherman" written across it in reflective silver lettering. As the lyrics to the song kick in he spins the umbrella, and eventualy spins it aorund himself in a twirl. Jackson faces the crowd, throws the umbrella over his shoulder one right hand and he makes a "finger gun" motion out to the crowd with his left.

Emily Lyle: "Blowing in from the Windy City; standing six-five and weighing in tonight at three-hundred and sixteen pounds. 'The Weatherman', Jackson Buuuuurnsiiiiiide!"

As Emily announces him, Jackson walks on down to the ring with a pep in his step in very performative manner. He sings along with the lyrics to "Weather Man", he bumps fists with people in the crowd, points around with his free hand or the umbrella. Jackson reaches the ring and rolls under the bottom rope. He gets up one knee at a time and walks in a small circle. The song begins to to build up the chorus and Jackson climbs up to the nearest turnbuckle. He puts his head down and holds the umbrella with both hands.



Jackson throws his head back in sync with the song. His right arm raises the closed umbrella high into the air. He holds up on the top rope for awhile, and finally after jumping down he removes the long black leather coat and sunglasses. He hands them along with the umbrella to somebody at ringside. He takes a moment to bounce off the ropes and he runs them a few times. Finally he stops in the middle of the ring and continues to hype himself up while waiting.

The lights dim in the arena and the words "I AM #1" flash on the video screen...

MIRROR, VAIN

GONE INSANE

BUT THE MEMORY REMAINS

The house lights come back up and standing in the center of the stage, holding a single finger high in the air, is #1 Daron Smythe.

Emily Lyle - From Wheeling, West Virginia, weighing two hundred and fifty six pounds, he is the UWL World Champion Daron Smythe!!

Smythe looks out at the crowd, some holding up their own version of the single finger salute, as he saunters down the aisle towards the ring, confidently keeping that finger in the air as he steps through the rope and climbs to the second rope in one corner of the ring.

Cliff Morris - We’re ready for our huge tag team main event. These four will compete at Parade of Champions on September 30th in an elimination match up for the UWL World Championship. Tonight we have tag team action.

Logan Acker - I think these two teams can stick together to get through this tag team main event.

The bell sounds, starting the match off is BRADDOCK and Daron Smythe. Smythe runs at BRADDOCK, but gets nailed with a hard clothesline, which staggers Smythe. BRADDOCK throws a hard right hand, which stumbles Smythe. BRADDOCK leans over, lifting Smythe up, throwing him down onto the mat with a bone crushing bodyslam. Smythe lays on the mat, as BRADDOCK runs at him kicking him with a hard kick to the back of his head. BRADDOCK pulls Smythe up to his feet, he sends him into the ropes, Smythe bounces off the ropes, BRADDOCK goes for a clothesline, but Smythe ducks under the clothesline attempt. Smythe catches BRADDOCK in the back of his leg with a hard kick, followed by another kick, which sends BRADDOCK down to one knee. Smythe bounces off the ropes running back at BRADDOCK nailing him with a running kick. Smythe turns around the ring.

Cliff Morris - Daron Smythe nails BRADDOCK with a running kick that staggers the big man.

Logan Acker - BRADDOCK is shaking off that kick.

Burnside runs into the ring, as Smythe makes the tag. Burnside starts throwing hard punches landing into the face of BRADDOCK. Burnside grabs him around his arm to send him into the ropes, but BRADDOCK blocks it, pulling Burnside around, lifting him up and sending him down with a sidewalk slam. BRADDOCK rises to his feet, he tags in Cory Chevelle.

Chevelle steps through the ropes, he runs at Burnside nailing him with a wild European uppercut, which staggers Burnside. Chevelle pulls Burnside toward him grabbing him into a front facelock, he lifts him up throwing Burnside back onto the mat with a snap suplex. Chevelle grabs Burnside sending him into the ropes, Burnside bounces off the ropes running back at Chevelle, as he goes for a back elbow, but Burnside ducks under the back elbow attempt. Burnside grabs Chevelle before he can turn around into a full nelson. Burnside throws Chevelle down with a back elbow. Chevelle staggers to his feet back into the ropes, Burnside charges at him taking him over the top rope with a clothesline.

Cliff Morris - Jackson Burnside takes Cory Chevelle up and over the top rope with a big clothesline!

Chevelle staggers to his feet, as he does Smythe runs at him taking him down onto the floor. Smythe throws wild punches on Chevelle, as he lays over him on the floor. BRADDOCK pulls Smythe off of Chevelle, as he does Burnside dives through the ropes taking BRADDOCK out. Burnside jumps onto BRADDOCK nailing him over and over with repeated punches.

Cliff Morris - The Weatherman is pounding away on BRADDOCK with repeated punches!

Burnside slides back into the ring, as the referee tells him to back up. Chevelle gets away from Smythe, sliding back into the ring. Smythe leans over, stretching his arm out, as he does Burnside grants him the tag. Smythe moves into the ring looking across the ring wanting Chevelle, as he backs up. Smythe runs at him throwing wild punches backing Chevelle back into the ropes. Chevelle catches Smythe with a knee to the stomach, which doubles him over. Chevelle throws a hard punch, which staggers him. Chevelle grabs the dazed Smythe around his head, snapping his neck off the mat with a swinging neckbreaker. Chevelle gets over Smythe, choking him, as he lays on the mat, as the referee calls for the break.

Cliff Morris - Cory Chevelle chokes Daron Smythe as the referee is trying to get him to break the choke!

Logan Acker - Cory Chevelle has snapped!

Both men return to their feet, as they do Chevelle goes for a clothesline, but Smythe dodges out of the way. Chevelle rises to his feet, as he does Smythe takes him over with a hip toss. Smythe kicks Chevelle in his stomach, doubling him over, Smythe grabs Chevelle around his head, dropping him with a swinging neckbreaker. Smythe punches him over cover, as the referee counts.

1..

2..

.. Kick out!

Smythe rises to his feet, he tags in Burnside. He moves into the ring, as Chevelle rises to his feet, but pushes Burnside back nailing him with a clothesline. Chevelle turns tagging in, BRADDOCK. He makes his way into the ring, as Burnside gets to his feet. BRADDOCK nails Burnside with a pair of hard right hands, which daze him. He pulls Burnside around lifting him up, throwing him hard onto the mat with a bodyslam. Burnside lays on the mat riving in pain. BRADDOCK runs off the ropes, he jumps up landing down onto Burnside with an elbow drop. BRADDOCK covers him, as the referee counts.

1..

2..

.. Kick out.

BRADDOCK pulls Burnside’ head up off the mat, pummeling him with repeated punches. BRADDOCK pulls Burnside up off the mat, he sends him into the ropes. Burnside bounces off the ropes, he runs back at BRADDOCK nailing him with a clothesline, which staggers BRADDOCK. Burnside spins around nailing BRADDOCK with a clothesline. Burnside covers him, as the referee counts.

1..

2..

..

Chevelle breaks up the count, as Smythe cuts him off, nailing him with repeated forearm strikes backing him back into his corner. Smythe backs up, as the referee backs him up. Burnside rises up to his feet, he steps back, as BRADDOCK rises up off the mat. Burnside moves toward as he does, Chevelle runs at him nailing him with a running kick to the face. Chevelle turns, as Smythe runs at him jumping him from behind knocking him down onto the mat. Smythe starts throwing right and left punches at Chevelle, as he manages to roll into the ropes out onto the floor.

Cliff Morris - Daron Smythe is punching away on Cory Chevelle!

Logan Acker - Cory Chevelle is retreating to the ropes!

Smythe steps out onto the ring apron, as Chevelle turns, he jumps off wrapping his legs around Chevelle taking him down onto the floor with a running clothesline. Burnside has BRADDOCK backed into the corner hitting him with repeated punches. Burnside loses it, he starts choking BRADDOCK, as the referee tries to gain control. Burnside turns BRADDOCK around, throwing his face into the top turnbuckle repeatedly.

Cliff Morris - Jackson Burnside slams BRADDOCK’s head into the top turnbuckle!

Smythe has Chevelle around his wrist to send him into the guardrail, but Chevelle reverses pulling Smythe around kicking him in his stomach doubling him over. Chevelle pulls Smythe toward him, he lifts Smythe up throwing him into the ring apron with a suplex. Chevelle turns as BRADDOCK staggers, Chevelle tags himself in. He runs in and nails Burnside with a running clothesline that knocks Burnside falling forward into the ropes. Chevelle turns tagging in BRADDOCK. He runs in and grabs Burnside throwing him toward BRADDOCK and clocks him with the Mansfield’s Curse (Meathook Clothesline). He covers him as Chevelle stands guard, the referee counts.

1..

2..

3..

Emily Lyle - The winners of this match BRADDOCK and Cory Chevelle!!!

Chevy rises as the ref raises his hand, Braddock enters the ring and approaches Cory Chevelle, the two shake hands. Suddenly Chevelle turns to Jackson Burnside who cautiously approaches with his hand extended in good sportsmanship. Cory Chevelle nods and returns the gesture shaking hands, and then with no remorse Cory Chevelle kicks Jackson below the belt and hoists him on to his shoulders in a fireman's position, hurling Jackson Burnside over and around and slamming him face first in the ring!

Logan Acker:
HOLY MOSES, MOTHER OF JESUS! CHEVELLE JUST GAVE BURNSIDE A C-2!

Cliff Morris:
I can't believe my eyes right now. Chevelle has no remorse!

Before Smythe can intervene, Braddock comes out of no where with a chair and wraps it amover the cranium of the champion, but Smythe is still standing in a dazeBLOODLUST (Spear) by Cory Chevelle! The crowd is louder than ever with boo's as Chevelle rises to his feet and nods to Braddock in thanks. Chevelle turns his attention back to Jackson as he gets down over him and unleashes a flurry of stiff closed fists. Smythe has rolled outside the ring. Chevelle gets up, pulling Jackson up and whipping him to Braddock who hits him with a clothesline!

Cliff Morris:
Someone stop this! This isn't what UWL is about!

Braddock goes to the outside and reaches under the ring. He can be heard shouting "I love this sh-" as he pulls out a table and slides it into the ring. Chevelle's eyes are set on Jackson who looks helpless.

Logan Acker:
I've never seen The Weatherman look more vulnerable. He came to Chevelle like a man and took his loss this time like a man, and Chevelle spat in his face!.

As Braddock is setting up the table, Chevelle goes outside grabbing all three championships. He rolls back into the ring, tossing down the Heritage and Television on top of Jackson's body "keep em" and then he holds the UWL World Heavyweight championship and his cold blue eyes gaze upon the title.

Logan Acker:
HERE COMES SMYTHE WITH A CHAIR!

Smythe cracks Braddock across the back then over head, dropping him then quickly comes running at Chevelle who turns just in time to feel the full swing of the chair over his head!

Cliff Morris
Chevelle just took that chair shit in full force and didn't go down!

Smythe hits him again, this time the chair gives and folds over Chevelle and he drops the title. Jackson gets up and pushes Chevelle into the doors before he clotheslines him over but Chevelle still lands on his feet and stumbles away from the ring. Jackson crumbles down to a knee holding his ribs as his eyes focus on Chevelle who's mocking them. Braddock rolls out to retreat as well laughing like a maniac saying "that was fun!" Smythe offers a hand to Burnside, but Burnside chooses to get up on his own. The crowd begins cheering BURNSIDE and Smythe while Cory Chevelle, who has blood trickling down his forehead walks backward up the ramp telling them it ain't over. Braddock makes his way joining Chevelle and the show goes off air.