Parade of Champions 9-30-23

The picture cuts across the arena and cuts to the ring.



Emily Lyle - The following contest is a elimination match with a sixty minute time limit and it is for the Universal Wrestling League World Championship!!

Drums pound in synch with grinding guitars as “Bonehead" assaults the fans while the arena is blanketed in darkness while at six seconds in, a saxophone begins squealing a prolonged note. At thirteen seconds, while a spotlight suddenly pierces the darkness, casting its light on the entrance curtain, the vocalist begins whooping and screaming. BRADDOCK explodes through the curtain and marches for the ring.

Emily Lyle - “Making his way to the ring! He is five feet, ten inches tall and tips the scales at two hundred and fifty-one pounds and hails from Stockton, California. He! Is! BRADDOCK!!!!

BRADDOCK has ascended the ring steps and is entering the ring halfway down the apron, I’m between the ring posts by dipping under the top rope. He climbs the nearest turnbuckle and while secure on the second rope, he raises both fists in the air and bellows.

All lights in the arena dim down

"Out here we play for keeps
Ain't one of us is innocent
We've all got blood on our hands"

Emily Lyle - Ladies and gentlemen, from Bootjack, Missouri! Weighing in at 287 pounds! The Silverback, CORY CHEVELLE!

It's time for reckoning
No one will come to your defense
We'll cut you down where you stand!

Chevelle emerges from the curtain slowly, staring straight down into the ring as the crowd gets louder.



Chevelle slowly makes his way down to the ring, hopping up on to the apron and cranking his neck from one side to the other before entering.

The lights in the arena go out and there's the sound of thunder cracking. "Weather Man" starts to play and a few seconds in lights come up focused on the aisleway. Jackson Burnside stands in the entryway behind a black umbrella with "The Weatherman" written across it in reflective silver lettering. As the lyrics to the song kick in he spins the umbrella, and eventualy spins it aorund himself in a twirl. Jackson faces the crowd, throws the umbrella over his shoulder one right hand and he makes a "finger gun" motion out to the crowd with his left.

Emily Lyle: "Blowing in from the Windy City; standing six-five and weighing in tonight at three-hundred and sixteen pounds. He is the UWL Heritage and Television Champion 'The Weatherman', Jackson Buuuuurnsiiiiiide!"

As Emily announces him, Jackson walks on down to the ring with a pep in his step in very performative manner. He sings along with the lyrics to "Weather Man", he bumps fists with people in the crowd, points around with his free hand or the umbrella. Jackson reaches the ring and rolls under the bottom rope. He gets up one knee at a time and walks in a small circle. The song begins to to build up the chorus and Jackson climbs up to the nearest turnbuckle. He puts his head down and holds the umbrella with both hands.



Jackson throws his head back in sync with the song. His right arm raises the closed umbrella high into the air. He holds up on the top rope for awhile, and finally after jumping down he removes the long black leather coat and sunglasses. He hands them along with the umbrella to somebody at ringside. He takes a moment to bounce off the ropes and he runs them a few times. Finally he stops in the middle of the ring and continues to hype himself up while waiting.

The lights dim in the arena and the words "I AM #1" flash on the video screen...

MIRROR, VAIN

GONE INSANE

BUT THE MEMORY REMAINS

The house lights come back up and standing in the center of the stage, holding a single finger high in the air, is #1 Daron Smythe.

Emily Lyle - From Wheeling, West Virginia, weighing two hundred and fifty six pounds, he is the UWL World Champion Daron Smythe!!

Smythe looks out at the crowd, some holding up their own version of the single finger salute, as he saunters down the aisle towards the ring, confidently keeping that finger in the air as he steps through the rope and climbs to the second rope in one corner of the ring.

The referee walks over to Smythe taking the World Championship belt. He moves to each corner showing the belt to each competitor in their respective corners. The referee moves to the center of the ring holding the belt high into the air.



Cliff Morris - It’s main event time. As we have a four way elimination match for the UWL World Championship.

The referee calls for the bell to start out in the ring. Burnside and Smythe slowly circle each other in the center of the ring and lock up into a collar and elbow tie-up. Burnside grabs Smythe into a side headlock and does a go behind and takes Smythe down onto the mat with a hammer lock. Burnside pulls up on Smythe’s arm as he has Smythe lying face first on the mat. Burnside pulls Smythe to his feet. Smythe goes under and goes under Burnside’s arm. He picks up Burnside and hip-tosses him down onto the mat. Burnside gets up to his feet quickly. Smythe leaps into the air and nails Burnside with a standing drop kick that knocks Burnside down onto the mat. Burnside gets up to his feet. Smythe comes to Burnside as he does. Burnside leans over and flips Smythe out onto the apron. Burnside turns around as Smythe leaps over the top rope and nails Burnside with a clothesline as he leaps over the top rope back into the ring. Smythe covers Burnside's referee counts.

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Kick out!

Smythe grabs Burnside, pulling him up to his feet. Smythe whips Burnside to the ropes. Burnside comes off the ropes back at Smythe. Burnside grabs Smythe, turns him, and drops Smythe with a neckbreaker in the middle of the ring. Burnside crawls over, covering Smythe. The referee counts.

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Kick out!

Burnside crawls over and tags in BRADDOCK.

BRADDOCK steps through the ropes stands looking at Smythe who is standing staring at BRADDOCK they slowly come into the center of the ring and lock up into a collar and elbow tie up BRADDOCK grabs Smythe turns him and whips Smythe to the ropes Smythe hits the ropes comes off back at BRADDOCK he drops down to the mat Smythe runs over BRADDOCK and comes off the ropes back at him. BRADDOCK goes to hip-toss Smythe, but he blocks it. He flips over once, then again, and nails BRADDOCK with a hard clothesline that knocks BRADDOCK down onto the mat. Smythe covers BRADDOCK, and the referee counts.

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2. Kick out!

Smythe pulls BRADDOCK to his feet. BRADDOCK grabs Smythe and hits him with a forearm shot to the face that knocks Smythe back. BRADDOCK runs at Smythe, wraps his arm around Smythe, picks up Smythe, and throws him with an overhead belly-to-body suplex. Smythe lands across the ring. BRADDOCK gets to his feet. He pulls Smythe to his feet. He pulls Smythe over. He picks up Smythe and holds him out on his back. BRADDOCK holds Smythe out, then falls down, dropping Smythe with the clothesline. BRADDOCK covers Smythe, the referee.

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2. Kick out!

BRADDOCK reaches up and tags in Chevelle.

Chevelle steps through the ropes. Smythe is on one knee. Chevelle runs at Smythe as he does. Chevelle gets to his feet and catches Smythe. Chevelle picks him up and drops him down with a sit-down powerbomb. Chevelle leans over Smythe, and the referee counts.

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2. Kick out!

He looks up, gets to his feet, looks over the ring, and shoves him back. Chevelle looks at Smythe as Smythe turns around. Smythe leaps into the air, nailing him with an enziguri that knocks Chevelle face first into the mat. Smythe rolls Chevelle over and covers him. The referee counts.

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2. Kick out!

Smythe gets to his feet, stands with his back to Chevelle, leaps up, and comes back down with a elbow drop that lands down across Chevelle. The referee counts.

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2. Kick out!

Smythe gets up quickly. He steps through the ropes out onto the apron. He climbs the ropes and leaps off with a diving headbutt. Chevelle rolls out of the way, and Smythe crashes into the mat. Chevelle gets to his feet.

Cliff Morris - Daron Smythe is shaken up after missing that diving headbutt.

Logan Acker - Daron Smythe is on dream street!

Chevelle walks over. Smythe is slowly getting to his feet. Chevelle steps back, hits the ropes, runs off, runs at Smythe, and nails him with a boot to the face. Chevelle stands, looking around at the other three who are standing around the ring on the apron. Chevelle reaches down to pull Smythe to his feet, and Smythe grabs Chevelle around the head and rolls him up into a small package. The referee counts.

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Kick out!

Chevelle pops up quickly. He gets to his feet, and he pulls Smythe up to his feet. Chevelle hits Smythe with a forearm to the face, which knocks Smythe back into the corner. Chevelle raises his leg up and drives his boot into the neck of Smythe. The referee calls for him to break, but Chevelle doesn't. The referee warns him. Chevelle steps back, turns his back to Smythe, and starts to argue with the referee. As he does, Smythe runs out of the corner and drops Chevelle with a one-handed bulldog. He covers Chevelle, and the referee counts.

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2. Kick out!

Smythe gets to his feet. Chevelle is lying on the mat. Smythe runs towards him and nails Chevelle with a lariat that sends him down to the mat. He covers him, and the referee counts.

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2. Kick out!

Smythe gets up and tags in Burnside, who comes back into the ring. Burnside runs around, clapping his hands, and pulls Chevelle to his feet. Burnside pulls Chevelle into him for a DDT, but Chevelle picks up Burnside and drops him straight back with a belly to belly suplex.

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2. Kick out!

Chevelle gets up to his feet, pulls Burnside to his feet, and whips Burnside to the ropes. Burnside comes off the ropes. Chevelle runs at Burnside and goes for a big boot, but Burnside runs under Chevelle ss Chevelle turns around. Burnside pokes Chevelle in the eyes with a finger poke to the eyes. Chevelle turns around, holding his face. Burnside grabs Chevelle and drops him with a swinging neck breaker. Burnside covers Chevelle, and the referee counts.

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2. Kick out!

Burnside gets to his feet, walks over, and tags in Smythe.

Cliff Morris - The Weatherman is up to his feet and brings in Daron Smythe!

Smythe comes into the ring, runs at Chevelle, and begins kicking him with kicks to the side and to the back. Smythe pulls Chevelle to his feet, and as he does, Chevelle hits Smythe with an elbow shot to the face that knocks Smythe back. Chevelle runs at Smythe, grabs him, and whips him, but pulls Smythe back into him, hitting Smythe with a clothesline that sends Smythe up and down to the mat. Chevelle goes back, bounces off the ropes, and Smythe turns on his stomach. Chevelle runs over Smythe. Chevelle goes across the ring, hits the ropes, comes back at Smythe, grabs Chevelle, picks him up, and drops him with an atomic drop. As Chevelle stands in pain, Smythe goes back against the ropes, comes off, runs at Chevelle, and nails Chevelle with a cross body. Smythe covers Chevelle's referee counts.

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2. Kick out!

Smythe sets up and pulls Chevelle to his feet. Smythe hits Chevelle with a forearm shot to the face that knocks Chevelle back. Smythe runs at Chevelle and hits him with a drop kick that sends Chevelle back down to the mat. Smythe crawls over and covers Chevelle for the referee count.

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2. Kick out!

Smythe gets to his feet, grabs Chevelle, and whips him to the ropes. Chevelle hits the ropes and catches himself. As Smythe runs at Chevelle, he leans over and throws Smythe up and over onto the floor. Chevelle turns around, and Braddock Stevens knocks himself and Chevelle over the top rope; they are on the floor. As BRADDOCK gets into the ring, he looks around, runs across the ring, and leaps over the top rope out onto all four men on the floor. Smythe gets to his feet, grabs Burnside up to his feet, and shoves him under the rope. Smythe slides under the ropes, gets to his feet, and runs at Burnside, nailing him with a running knee strike that knocks Burnside down onto the mat. Smythe covers Burnside, and the referee counts.

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.. Kick out!

Chevelle comes into the ring and pulls Smythe off of Burnside. Pulling Smythe to his feet, he goes back, springs off the ropes, and nails Smythe with a lariat that echoes all over the building. Chevelle crawls over and covers Smythe; the referee counts.

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2. Kick out!

The referee orders Smythe into the ring, as he is the legal man. Smythe leaps up onto the top rope, leaps off, and comes down across Chevelle with a flying elbow drop that lands down onto Chevelle down onto the mat. Smythe covers Chevelle. The referee counts.

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2.. Kick out!

Smythe looks up, shocked and exhausted. Smythe gets to his feet, and he pulls Chevelle to his feet. Smythe runs back against the ropes. He comes off, and BRADDOCK slaps Smythe across the back with a blind tag. He steps through the ropes. Chevelle runs at Smythe; he dunks down to the mat, and Chevelle hits Smythe with a big boot to the face that sends Smythe up and over the top rope.

Cliff Morris - Daron Smythe goes sailing after the big boot!

Logan Acker - Daron Smythe wants the number of that truck that just took him out!

Smythe runs up behind Chevelle and nails him with a Pele kick to the back of the head. Chevelle falls face first onto the mat. Smythe rolls Chevelle over the referee count.

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2. Kick out!

Chevelle gets his foot on the bottom rope. Smythe pulls Chevelle to his feet. Chevelle hits Smythe with an elbow shot to the face. Chevelle staggers over and tags in BRADDOCK.

Cliff Morris - In comes BRADDOCK!!

BRADDOCK steps through the ropes. Burnside runs at BRADDOCK, and BRADDOCK nails Burnside with a super kick. BRADDOCK pulls Burnside to his feet. Burnside’s legs are like rubber. BRADDOCK grabs Burnside, locks his arms around him, and goes around behind him. He picks him up and drops Burnside down with a German suplex that drops Burnside hard onto the top of his head. Burnside lies on the mat, holding his neck. BRADDOCK rolls Burnside over the referee counts.

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2. Kick out!

BRADDOCK gets to his feet, pulls Burnside to his feet, and whips Burnside to the ropes. Burnside bounces off the ropes. BRADDOCK runs at him, and Burnside dunks under BRADDOCK. He turns around, and Burnside leaps up, nailing BRADDOCK with a big boot. BRADDOCK falls face first into the mat; Burnside rolls him over the referee counts.

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2. Kick out!

Burnside gets to his feet, pulls BRADDOCK to his feet, pulls BRADDOCK into him, and goes to pick BRADDOCK up for a suplex. BRADDOCK blocks it, leans up, and connects with a lariat that sends Burnside down to the mat. He covers him, and the referee counts.

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2. Kick out!

Braddock rolls over and gets to his feet. Burnside gets as just as does Braddock; he grabs Burnside around the wrist and whips Burnside to the ropes. Burnside hits the ropes and comes off. BRADDOCK grabs Burnside, picks him up, spins him around, and drops him with the Black Tiger Bomb. BRADDOCK covers Burnside's referee counts.

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2. Kick out!

BRADDOCK gets to his feet, steps back to the ropes, runs back at Burnside, and lands a forearm strike, stunning him. Burnside comes at BRADDOCK; he blocks him, shoving him back around. BRADDOCK turns and nails Burnside with Mansfield's Curse (Meathook Clothesline). He covers him quickly, and the referee counts.

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Emily Lyle - The Weatherman Jackson Burnside has been eliminated!

Daron Smythe runs in and starts hitting BRADDOCK across his back with clubbing shots. He turns grabbing Smythe whipping him into the corner. BRADDOCK runs in at him, but he dodges out of the way. BRADDOCK slams chest first into the turnbuckles. Smythe runs in at him and nails him with a clothesline to the back of his neck. He steps back, runs in at him and lands a big splash into the corner.

Cliff Morris - Daron Smythe needs to stay on the attack!

BRADDOCK turns, Chevelle tags himself into the match. He runs in as Smythe didn’t see the tag and clocks Smythe with a running shoulder block that turns him inside and out. He pulls him up to his feet throwing him with a overhead belly to belly suplex. Smythe rolls toward the ropes. BRADDOCK slaps Chevelle on the back bringing himself back into the match.

BRADDOCK comes in as Chevelle stands looking confused. He pulls Smythe up sending him into the Chevelle. He stumbles back falling against the ropes. Smythe runs back at BRADDOCK as he goes for a clothesline, Smythe ducks under. BRADDOCK turns and Smythe lands a Superkick. He kicks BRADDOCK with a low blow out of view of the referee and nails him with another Superkick. He covers him, the referee counts.

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Emily Lyle - BRADDOCK has been eliminated!!

Smythe rises up slowly. Chevelle runs up behind him quickly locks his arms around him throwing him with a release German suplex. He turns nails him with repeated knees to the stomach. Chevelle grabs him and throws him into a front facelock. Smythe shoves him back getting free. He runs at Chevelle, but he dodges out of the way. Smythe turns, runs at Chevelle and gets met with a knee stomach. He jerks him back into the front facelock, lifts him up and plants him down with the Silverback Brainbuster. He covers him, the referee counts.

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Emily Lyle - The winner of this match and NEW!!! UWL World Champion Cory Chevelle!!

Cliff Morris - What a match!!

Logan Acker - This was a battle and we have a new UWL World Champion!!

The referee hands Chevelle the World Championship belt.



Chevelle stands with the World Championship belt in hands celebrating.