Parade of Champions 9-30-23

The picture cuts across the arena and cuts to the ring.



Emily Lyle - The following contest is set for one fall with a forty five minute time limit and it is part of the Round Robin Challenge and it is for the UWL Tag Team Championship!!

The echoing sounds of Sharpe Dressed Man by ZZ Top blast through the arena. Mike Mitchell steps out in front of the crowd. Standing with him is his tag team partner, Kevin Hamilton. They make their way down the aisle slapping hands with the fans.

Emily Lyle - From Los Angeles, California, at a total combined weight of four hundred and forty two pounds, Mike Mitchell and Kevin Hamilton, the Fantastic Ones!!

They make their way into the ring, throwing their arms in the air as the fans are firmly behind them.

The lights go out and suddenly Mamma Said Knock You Out begins to play a spotlight ascends upon the entrance and out steps Garland Brown and Silas Adler, Absolution. They step up and look at the crowd slowly walking down the aisle.

Emily Lyle - At a total combined weight of four hundred and eighty nine pounds, Garland Brown and Silas Adler, they are the UWL Tag Team Champions, Absolution!!

Brown and Adler go to their corner with an intense look on their faces.

Cliff Morris – We’re ready for our first match in the Round Robin Challenge for the UWL Tag Team Championship. The Round Robin Challenge has become a staple and an annual event here in UWL.

Logan Acker – The Fantastic Ones are looking to get back on track here tonight and take the first match of the Round Robin Challenge and take the UWL Tag Team Championship from Absolution in the process.

The bell sounds. Starting the match off is Kevin Hamilton and Silas Adler. They circle one another slowly moving into a collar and elbow tie up. Adler walks Hamilton against the ropes, the referee calls for a break. Hamilton turns Adler against the ropes. They move out of the corner still locked up. Adler goes around on Hamilton with a rear waistlock. Hamilton turns, he grabs Adler hip tossing him over. Adler crawls back against the ropes staring at Hamilton after the hip toss.

Cliff Morris – Silas Adler crawling around the ring lost after getting hip tossed by Kevin Hamilton.

Logan Acker – Kevin Hamilton is a juggernaut inside that ring, make no mistake about it.

Adler rises up off the mat. They circle one another. They lock back up. Hamilton takes Adler into a side headlock. Adler sends him off. Hamilton runs off the ropes back at Adler, he drops down, Hamilton runs over him back into the ropes. He runs back at Adler, he leapfrogs over him. Hamilton runs back into the ropes. He comes back off the ropes. Hamilton runs right at Adler, he grabs him up, throwing him with a snap suplex. Adler stretches his arms out walking across the ring.

Cliff Morris – Silas Adler feeling full of himself after that snap suplex.

Logan Acker – Instead of showboating he needs to get on the attack!

Adler runs at Hamilton, kicking him in the side of his head. Adler turns, he tags in Garlan Brown. He comes into the ring, he looks around with a grin on his face. Brown comes at Hamilton as he’s getting up to his feet. He leans over ramming his shoulder into his stomach, running him back into the corner, the referee calls for a break. Brown rams his shoulder repeatedly in the stomach of Hamilton in the corner, the referee calls for them to back it out of the corner.

Cliff Morris – Garlan Brown ignoring the referee’s call as he rams his shoulder repeatedly into the stomach of Kevin Hamilton in the corner!

Brown steps back, he looks around with a grin on his face. He comes back at Hamilton, but gets met with a pair of punches which stun him. Hamilton nails him with a pair of leg kicks which stuns Brown. He comes at him nailing him with an enziguri which sends Brown down to the mat. Hamilton turns, he tags the outstretched hand of Mike Mitchell.

Cliff Morris – Kevin Hamilton makes the tag!!

Mitchell runs at Brown, nailing him with a running kick. He pulls him up off the mat sending him to the ropes. Brown comes off the ropes. Brown comes off the ropes. Mitchell leans over flipping Brown over with a back body drop. Brown flips and flops on the mat grimacing in pain. Mitchell pulls him up to his feet. He grabs Brown by his arm and throws him down with a suplex. Mitchell turns up to his feet, he looks out at the crowd grinning from ear to ear.

Cliff Morris – Mike Mitchell has taken back control of this match!

Logan Acker – Listen to this crowd!!

Mitchell turns, he grabs Brown around his head throwing him into the corner with a suplex. Mitchell looks up and Hamilton has his hand stretched out. Mitchell rises up to his feet, he looks at Hamilton grinning from ear to ear. Mitchell tags in Hamilton. He comes nailing Brown with knee strikes. He sends him off into the ropes. Brown comes back off the ropes. Hamilton runs at him, nailing him with a spinning wheel kick. Hamilton rises up off the mat. He looks at Brown getting up off the mat. Hamilton runs at him, he pulls him up to his feet. He sends him into the corner. Hamilton runs in at him, Brown dodges out of the way. Hamilton slams chest first into the corner.

Cliff Morris – Kevin Hamilton slams off the turnbuckles in the corner!

Logan Acker – Kevin Hamilton looks shaken up!

Brown tags in Adler. He comes in the ring. He runs at Hamilton in the corner hitting him with a splash. He steps back as Hamilton comes out of the corner. Adler grabs him, throwing him down with a release German suplex. Mitchell looks on from the corner screaming and clapping his hands. Adler runs over grabbing Hamilton as he rises up off the mat. He sends him to the ropes. Hamilton comes off the ropes. Adler goes for a clothesline, Hamilton ducks under. Before Adler can turn, Hamilton drops him with a double knee to the back. Adler rolls around arching his back in pain. Hamilton lays on the mat gathering himself.

Cliff Morris – Silas Adler is in pain!

Hamilton rises up slowly off the mat. He tags in Mitchell. He comes in and cleans, grabs Adler up to his feet, nailing him with repeated punches to the side of his head. Mitchell sends him into the ropes. Adler comes off the ropes, Mitchell nails him with a big boot which staggers him. Mitchell turns him inside and out with a discus clothesline. Mitchell pulls him up to his feet. He sends him into the ropes. Mitchell grabs Adler up, he turns, planting him down hard into the mat with a spinebuster. Mitchell bounces up to his feet. He stands over the fallen Adler. He jumps into the air landing down on him with an elbow drop. Mitchell rises up, he tags Hamilton back in the mat.

Cliff Morris – Mike Mitchell makes the tag!!

Hamilton steps in the ring. He gets jumped by Brown from behind. He starts nailing him with repeated punches. He turns him around and nails him with a dropkick. Hamilton rises up. Adler staggers as Brown comes into the ring and is cut off by Mitchell. They trade blows. Mitchell knocks Brown out to the ring apron. Adler picks up Hamilton for a bodyslam. As he does, Mitchell jumps up hitting a dropkick on the back of Hamilton knocking both men down and Hamilton into a pinning position, the referee counts.

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Mitchell and Hamilton embrace celebrating the win!

Emily Lyle - The winners of this match and NEW!! UWL Tag Team Champions The Fantastic Ones!!

Cliff Morris - The Fantastic Ones take make one of the Round Robin Challenge and are the new UWL Tag Team Champions!

Logan Acker - They can't celebrate for to long as they'll be in match 2 of the Round Robin Challenge with the UWL Tag Team Championship on the line against The Lightening Express!!

The show cuts to a break.

The scene cuts outside where we see a long pink limo pull up to a stop. The fans recognize the insignia on the hood and unleash their disdain for the anti pro wrestling activist turned pro wrestler against her will.

Sure enough, the driver opens the door, and out steps the reviled Sonya Benson. The chauffeur grabs her bags and trails behind her as she heads toward the entrance doors with nothing but repulsion on her half-masked face, which is adorned with precious gems and jewels.

Abby Joseph, ever the go-getter, bursts through the door, eyes wide.

Abby Joseph: It’s true! Ladies and gentlemen, it’s really true. In the flesh, Sonya Benson!

The Rich Bitch looks upon Abby as though she has no regard for her.

Sonya Benson: Ask your dumb question so I can get in here, get this over with, and get the hell out of this trash juice city.

The Chicago crowd doesn’t like that one bit and jeers as they continue watching on the Universal-Tron. Abby takes it all in stride and nods.

Abby Joseph:[/color] Absolutely! Sonya, how does it feel going from a seven-month reign as Television Champion elsewhere to being put in the ring with Sage Jenkins, a current champion with Dangerous Desires?

Sonya smooths out her iconic white Sherbrooke pantsuit and then pinches the bridge of her nose.

Sonya Benson: It feels crappy. I hate this damn sport. In the last few months, I’ve gone through a Last Blood Hell in a Cell match, got my title taken from me, had my BFF betray me, had my entourage turn their back on me, got fired, and now I had to come to Chicago of all garbo-heaps to try and put the pieces back together in the Parade of Puke-Brains. I have six more wins to go to liberate myself from this prison sentence that is professional wrestling, and if I have to go through Sage Jenkins and his entire crew I’ll do it. Any more stupid questions, popcorn fart?

Before Abby can answer, Benson blows past her and into the building.

The picture cuts across the arena and cuts to the ring.



Emily Lyle - The following contest is set for one fall with a forty five minute time limit and it is part of the Round Robin Challenge and it is for the UWL Tag Team Championship!!

The opening riff of Bullet For My Valentine - Army of Noise begins to play and the arena lights go out. Smoke begins to fill the top of the ramp and a light is shone from the other side of the smoke towards the ramp. The light flickers between Blue, Red and Yellow several times before going dark again and suddenly flashing back with an even stronger beam of red. Two silhouettes appear briefly before emerging from the smoke.

The silhouettes are, of course, Infamous - Felix Nova and Rhett Phoenix. Felix walks with ignoring those around him. Rhett, meanwhile, takes the opportunity to throw his right arm up into the air and survey the crowd.

Emily Lyle - Making their way to the ring. Weighing in at a combined weight of three hundred and fifty one pounds, Felix Nova and Rhett Phoenix, The Lightening Express!

They walk down to the ring with cocky smiles on their faces. Rhett slides into the ring and hops onto a turnbuckle before sharing some words with a fat fan in the front row. Meanwhile Felix slides in the ring, he stands with one leg on the ropes, the other on the mat. They turn together throwing their arms into the air.

The echoing sounds of Sharpe Dressed Man by ZZ Top blast through the arena. Mike Mitchell steps out in front of the crowd. Standing with him is his tag team partner, Kevin Hamilton. They make their way down the aisle slapping hands with the fans.

Emily Lyle - From Los Angeles, California, at a total combined weight of four hundred and forty two pounds, Mike Mitchell and Kevin Hamilton, they are the UWL Tag Team Champions, the Fantastic Ones!!

They make their way into the ring, throwing their arms in the air as the fans are firmly behind them.

Cliff Morris - We’re ready for match two of the Round Robin Challenge. The Fantastic Ones didn’t have time to enjoy their victory as they’re defending the UWL Tag Team Championship in match 2 against The Lightning Express.

The bell sounds. Starting the match off is Rhett Phoenix and Mike Mitchell. They circle one another slowly around the center of the ring. They lock up into a collar and elbow tie up. Phoenix takes Mitchell into a side headlock. Mitchell reverses going around into a go behind taking Phoenix into a hammerlock. He pulls up on his arm. Phoenix turns leaning around with Mitchell's arm. He turns, taking Phoenix over with an arm drag. They both return to their feet. Phoenix takes Mitchell into a headlock. He sends him off. Phoenix comes off the ropes. Mitchell drops down, he runs over him back into the ropes. Phoenix comes off the ropes. Mitchell leapfrogs over him. Phoenix runs off the ropes. Mitchell takes him over with an arm drag. They both return to their feet. Mitchell nails him with a dropkick. Phoenix rolls on the mat to his corner where Felix Nova leans over talking to him.

Cliff Morris - Rhett Phoenix moves to his corner as Felix Nova is talking strategy with him.

Logan Acker - Rhett Phoenix looks shaken up if you ask me.

Phoenix reaches up tagging in Fleix Nova. He starts berating Mitchell about tagging in Kevin Hamilton. He turns to tag him. Nova and Kevin Hamilton move into the center of the ring. They lock up into a collar and elbow tie up. Hamilton takes Nova over into an arm bar twisting on his arm Nova stands grimacing in pain. Hamilton wrenches on his arm. Hamilton grabs Nova' arm and pulls it around behind him. Nova reaches around and pulls Hamilton up and over slamming him down onto the mat. Hamilton gets up to his feet Nova runs at Hamilton and knocks him down with a hard clothesline. Hamilton gets up slowly Nova charges at Hamilton Nova hits Hamilton with a back elbow and turns grabbing Hamilton sending him down with a swinging neckbreaker. Nova pulls Hamilton to his feet and hits him with a forearm to the face.

Cliff Morris - Felix Nova with a sharp forearm to the face of Kevin Hamilton!

Logan Acker - Kevin Hamilton looks like he’s on dream street after that.

Nova grabs Hamilton around the wrist and whips him across the ring towards the corner. Hamilton hits the corner. Nova runs in at him. Hamilton nails Nova with a back elbow, staggering him back across the ring. Hamilton runs out of the corner nailing Nova with a clothesline. Nova gets back up to his feet. Hamilton grabs him around his head taking him over with a snap suplex. He turns floating over covering him, the referee counts.

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.. Kick out!

Hamilton turns tagging in Mitchell.

Mitchell makes his way back into the ring. Mitchell stands in across from Nova as he is getting to his feet looking shaken up. Mitchell tells him to come on. Nova turns tagging Phoenix back into the match. Phoenix runs into the ring. He charges at Mitchell and gets met with a back elbow. He turns grabbing him around his arm and sends him down with a side Russian leg sweep. He turns taking him around into a headlock. Mitchell rises up to his feet still holding him in the headlock. Mitchell tags in Hamilton. He comes into the ring. Hamilton moves up onto the second rope. He leaps off landing down onto Phoenix with a double ax handle down onto Phoenix's back.

Cliff Morris - The Fantastic Ones are showing great teamwork.

Logan Acker - They’re running like a well oiled machine.

Hamilton grabs Phoenix into a headlock. Phoenix starts hitting him in his lower back with repeated elbows. He grabs his tights pulling him toward him nailing him with a forearm shot in his lower back. Phoenix turns Hamilton around lifting him up and dropping him across his knee with a backbreaker. Hamilton lays on the mat arching his back in pain. Phoenix leans him over face down on the mat. He stands over him dropping a knee down across his back. Phoenix turns tagging in Nova.

Cliff Morris - Rhett Phoenix makes the tag!

Nova stomps his back. He raises him up off the mat. Nova grabs him around his waist, ramming him into the turnbuckle. Nova grabs him, turning him around suplexing him down onto the mat. Nova rises up as Hamilton lays on the mat riving in pain. Nova looks at Mitchell on the ring apron and taunts him. Nova grabs him up off the mat. He locks him into an abdominal stretch. Nova pulls on the hold, locking it on tight. The referee checks on Hamilton. But, he hangs on. Nova pulls on the hold as Hamilton screams in pain. The referee checks on him again. He hangs on. Hamilton screams in pain. The referee checks on the hold.

Cliff Morris - The referee checks on the hold as Kevin Hamilton is in pain!

Hamilton hip tosses Nova over onto the mat. Hamilton drops to one knee leaning against the ropes. Hamilton gets up grabbing at his back. Mitchell stands leaning over reaching for the tag. Nova turns moving toward Phoenix. Hamilton tags in Mitchell as does Nova tagging in Phoenix. Mitchell runs in and nails Phoenix. He sends him into the ropes throwing him over with a back body drop. Mitchell turns, he grabs the ropes snapping Nova back into the ring. Mitchell leaps up nailing him with a dropkick sending him back out of the ring hitting the floor.

Cliff Morris - Fleix Nova goes sailing to the floor!

Mitchell grabs Phoenix up to his feet. He grabs him, planting him down with a DDT. He turns pushing him over covering him, the referee counts.

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2.. Kick out!

Mitchell tags in Hamilton. He climbs up to the top rope. He leaps off taking Phoenix down with a crossbody. He covers him, the referee counts.

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2.. Kick out!

Hamilton rises up. Phoenix knees him in his stomach. He throws him with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Phoenix grabs him taking him back with a German suplex with a bridge, the referee counts.

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2.. Kick out!

Nova rolls back into the ring. Phoenix and Nova are double teaming Hamilton. Mitchell runs in breaking it up. They're all in the ring. Mitchell runs in and cuts off Nova hitting him with wild punches.

Cliff Morris - This has broken down and is out of control!!

Nova and Mitchell are near the ropes hitting one another with wild punches. Hamilton and Mitchell are behind them. Phoenix goes to grab Hamilton. But he blocks it. Hamilton shoves Phoenix into Nova. He slams into him. Nova falls through the ropes out to the ring apron. Hamilton grabs the dazed Phoenix taking him over into an inside cradle, the referee counts.

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They both return to their feet. Hamilton goes to spend Phoenix into the ropes, but he jerks Hamilton into him with a headlock. They both go off the ropes. Hamilton sends him off. Phoenix runs off the ropes back at Hamilton. He lifts him up for a Stun Gun across the top rope as he does, Nova makes a blind tag on Phoenix. He runs in at Hamilton hitting him with a kick to the stomach. Nova runs off the ropes and nails Mitchell off the ring apron to the floor. He runs at Hamilton with a running knee lift, takes him over into a Inside Cradle, the referee counts.

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Nova and Phoenix sit on their knees showing one another the UWL Tag Team Championship belts.

Emily Lyle - The winners of this match and NEW!! UWL Tag Team Champions The Lightening Express!!

Nova and Phoenix rise to their feet to the enjoyment of the fans as they applaud the effort from both teams.

Cliff Morris - Enjoy it while it last gang. Later on is match 3 as the Lightening Express will take on Absolution with the UWL Tag Team Championship on the line in the last match of the Round Robin Challenge!

The show cuts to a break.

Jenna Jillian Walker is doing pull ups backstage of Credit Union 1 Arena.She finishes doing a set of pull ups and hops down to the floor. She takes a deep breath as she has a big smile on her face.

Jenna Jillian Walker: Tonight is a big not night not because I get a huge opportunity to take my career to new heights but tonight I am stepping into the ring with a man who has chosen to bad mouth me for several months now. Why has he chosen to do this? Who actually but him truly knows. So are you ready to back up all of your unsubstantiated words?

Jenna smiles as she shakes her head.

Jenna Jillian Walker: I really doubt that you are Ace because as we have seen during your UWL tenure that you aren’t a man of true substance. I am a woman who prides herself on putting in the work to get everything that I could possibly want. This way of thinking goes all the way back when I was a little girl and I stepped on to the wrestling mat for the first time. While someone like you just does nothing but talk. Talk does nothing for you inside the wrestling ring, Ace. So go ahead and talk all you want but when I shut you up by breaking your arm you won’t be able to talk anymore. So you can keep my name out of your mouth because you don’t deserve to utter my name.

Jenna has a focused look on her face as she walks away.

The picture cuts across the arena and cuts to the ring.



Emily Lyle - The following contest is set for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit!

The crowd is buzzing when suddenly the lights go out.



"Born for Greatness" by Papa Roach plays as the crowd buzzes, as the crowd goes nuts. The first verse plays out, causing more anticipation. As the verse comes to the end it pauses for a moment. All of the lights go out again, but then come right back on in full brightness!!!



Suddenly, Billy "The G.O.A.T." Danielson walks out from behind the curtain to a huge pop, as he makes his way down to the ring. He's in wrestling gear, high-fiving fans as he makes his way to the ring. He wipes his feet before going up to the apron, and into the ring. The fans continue to cheer as Danielson throws his arms in the air. He slowly backs into his corner and waits for the bell to ring.

The arena's lights fall sending the venue into a pitch black state, the beginning rhythms of "Requiem" hits the arena's sound system. The crowd immediately resounds with a roar of boos. Lights begin to fill through out the arena. Rylee emerges from the back stopping at the top of the entrance ramp.

Emily Lyle - From Atlanta, Georgia, weighing one hundred and thirteen pounds, Rylee Poverly!!

She turns her back to the crowd as the lights flicker all around her. She makes her way down the aisle waving off the fans extending their hands to tough her. Rylee enters the ring standing in the center of the ring with her arms extended looking out at the crowd.

Cliff Morris - It’s time for our next match up. As the number one contender for the Heritage Championship Billy Danielson takes on Rylee Poverly.

Logan Acker - Billy Danielson will take on Jackson Burnside October 14th for the Heritage Championship.

Poverly runs at Danielson lunging at him nailing him with hard forearm strikes, he falls to the mat. Poverly kicks him in his chest with repeated kicks in the corner, the referee tries to back her up, Poverly keeps kicking him in the chest with hard kicks. Poverly steps back, she has an intense look on her face. Poverly runs at Danielson kicking him again with a hard kick. She pulls him to his feet, she pulls him around sending him to the ropes. Danielson runs off the ropes, Poverly goes for a clothesline, Danielson ducks under. Poverly turns, Danielson smacks her across her face stunning her. Danielson grabs Poverly lifting her up and down with a vertical suplex. Danielson turns on the mat rubbing Poverly’s face back and forth across the mat. Danielson pulls her up to her feet. Danielson smacks her with a pair of smacks, then nails her with a back elbow staggering Poverly. Danielson runs at Poverly nailing her with a clothesline sending her over the top rope down to the floor.

Cliff Morris - Billy Danielson sends Rylee Poverly over the top rope out to the floor!

Logan Acker - Rylee Poverly took a hard spill out to the floor.

Danielson walks around the ring looking very confident. Danielson turns to move to the floor. Poverly gets up slowly off the floor. Danielson drops down, he grabs Poverly, he sends her to the guardrail, she runs at the guardrail. Danielson runs at her, Poverly turns nailing him with a dropkick. Poverly rises up, she kicks him in his chest with a pair of kicks. Poverly grabs Danielson pulling him up, she throws him face first in the ring post. She grabs the dazed Danielson around his head, planting him on the floor with a swinging neckbreaker. Poverly rises back to her feet, she slides back in the ring. Danielson lays flat on his back.

Cliff Morris - Billy Danielson is down!

Danielson lays on the mat grimacing in pain. The referee moves back in the ring telling Poverly to back up, she moves back. Danielson slowly gets to his feet on the floor. Danielson moves to the ring. Poverly stands with her back turned after sliding in the ring. Danielson moves back in the ring, he sees what is going on. Danielson runs at Poverly nailing her with a knee to the back. Danielson stomps away on her.

Cliff Morris - Billy Danielson stomps away on Rylee Poverly

Logan Acker - Rylee Poverly needs to do something before Rylee Poverly stomps her into the mat!

Danielson kicks away on Poverly with hard kicks. Danielson pulls her to her feet, throwing her down with a bodyslam. Danielson goes back off the ropes, he runs at Poverly landing down on her back with a running knee drop. Poverly rolls around grimacing in pain grabbing at her back. Danielson grabs Poverly turning her around grabbing her. Danielson grabs Poverly locking her in the dragon sleeper. Danielson locks the hold on, the referee checks on Poverly, she is screaming in pain, trying to get fee. Danielson pulls back on the hold adding pressure on Poverly. Poverly screams in pain, Danielson pulls back on the hold even more, the referee checks on Poverly, she doesn’t give up.

Cliff Morris - Rylee Poverly hangs on!!

Logan Acker - No way she gives up!

Danielson pulls back even more on the hold, Poverly reaches for the ropes, and tries to get free, she just can’t. Danielson pulls on her adding pressure on Poverly’s back, the referee again asks if she gives, she shakes her head no. Poverly starts moving around, she is fighting to get free, but just can’t. Poverly reaches her free arm out, she grabs for the ropes, but just can’t reach the ropes. Danielson pulls on Poverly, the referee checks on her, she reaches out trying to get to the ropes, but just can’t. Danielson looks worried. Poverly reaches out grabbing the bottom rope. The referee jumps up calling for a break. They both return to their feet. Poverly is walking slowly. Danielson runs at her, she counters with a back elbow that staggers him. She goes to the corner onto the second rope, moving slowly. Poverly leaps off, Danielson catches her. He turns and plants her with the The Franchise (Inverted Crucifix Bomb). He covers her, the referee counts.

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Emily Lyle - The winner of this match Billy Danielson!!

Danielson rises up throwing his arms in the air celebrating the win.

The show cuts to a break.