Post by UWL Office on Oct 27, 2023 20:50:55 GMT -5
The picture cuts across the arena and cuts to the ring.
Emily Lyle - The following contest is set for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit or television time remaining and it is for the UWL Television Championship!
The lights in the arena go out and there's the sound of thunder cracking. "Weather Man" starts to play and a few seconds in lights come up focused on the aisleway. Jackson Burnside stands in the entryway behind a black umbrella with "The Weatherman" written across it in reflective silver lettering. As the lyrics to the song kick in he spins the umbrella, and eventually spins it around himself in a twirl. Jackson faces the crowd, throws the umbrella over his shoulder one right hand and he makes a "finger gun" motion out to the crowd with his left.
Emily Lyle: "Blowing in from the Windy City; standing six-five and weighing in tonight at three-hundred and ten pounds. He s the UWL Television, 'The Weatherman', Jackson Buuuuurnsiiiiiide!"
As Emily announces him, Jackson walks on down to the ring with a pep in his step in very performative manner. He sings along with the lyrics to "Weather Man", he bumps fists with people in the crowd, points around with his free hand or the umbrella. Jackson reaches the ring and rolls under the bottom rope. He gets up one knee at a time and walks in a small circle. The song begins to to build up the chorus and Jackson climbs up to the nearest turnbuckle. He puts his head down and holds the umbrella with both hands.
Jackson throws his head back in sync with the song. His right arm raises the closed umbrella high into the air. He holds up on the top rope for awhile, and finally after jumping down he removes the long black leather coat and sunglasses. He hands them along with the umbrella to somebody at ringside. He takes a moment to bounce off the ropes and he runs them a few times. Finally he stops in the middle of the ring and continues to hype himself up while waiting.
Drums pound in synch with grinding guitars as “Bonehead" assaults the fans while the arena is blanketed in darkness while at six seconds in, a saxophone begins squealing a prolonged note. At thirteen seconds, while a spotlight suddenly pierces the darkness, casting its light on the entrance curtain, the vocalist begins whooping and screaming. BRADDOCK explodes through the curtain and marches for the ring.
Emily Lyle - “Making his way to the ring! He is five feet, ten inches tall and tips the scales at two hundred and fifty-one pounds and hails from Stockton, California. He! Is! BRADDOCK!!!!
BRADDOCK has ascended the ring steps and is entering the ring halfway down the apron, I’m between the ring posts by dipping under the top rope. He climbs the nearest turnbuckle and while secure on the second rope, he raises both fists in the air and bellows.
Fight Music by D12 begins playing and Jenna Jillian Walker emerges from the entrance way. She sets her hands on her hips and then begins walking down the ramp.
Emily Lyle - From Waterloo, Iowa, weighing one hundred and eighty pounds, Jenna Jillian Walker!!
When Jenna gets to ringside she leaps up onto the ring apron and steps through the top and middle ropes. The crowd cheers as she walks over to the closes turnbuckle and climbs up to the middle rope and raises her arms in the air.
Cliff Morris - It's main event time. As we're set for a three way battle for the Television Championship. As The Weatherman Jackson Burnside takes on BRADDOCK and Jenna Jillian Walker. UWL officials granted BRADDOCK his chance in this match after his domination of Jenna Jillian Walker in their number one contenders match.
As the bell sounds, BRADDOCK runs at Burnside, nailing him with repeated punches. BRADDOCK pulls him around, lifting him up and throwing him down with a backbreaking bodyslam. Burnside lays on the mat, arching his back, as he rives in pain. Walker runs at BRADDOCK nailing him with a hard kick to the back of his leg, which stuns him. Walker kicks BRADDOCK repeatedly in the stomach; she grabs him around his head, planting him down with a DDT. BRADDOCK shoves her off. Walker stumbles. He runs at her, taking her down with a clothesline that turns Walker inside and out. BRADDOCK covers her; the referee counts.
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Burnside breaks up the count. He pulls Walker to her feet, nailing her with a pair of clubbing forearm strikes, which stumble Walker. Burnside runs at Walker, nailing her with a short-arm clothesline. Walker rolls toward the ropes as Burnside rises to his feet. BRADDOCK runs at Burnside, nailing him in the back of his neck with a clothesline, which sends Burnside flipping over onto the mat. BRADDOCK pulls Burnside up to his feet. He grabs Burnside, throwing him with a belly-to-back suplex. BRADDOCK turns as Walker moves back to her feet. BRADDOCK charges at Walker for a lariat, but she dodges out of the way of the lariat attempt. Walker runs into the ropes, bouncing off the ropes; she runs back at BRADDOCK, as he goes for another lariat attempt. BRADDOCK turns as Walker nails him with a running strike.
Cliff Morris - Jenna Jillian Walker nails BRADDOCK with a running knee strike!!
Walker turns, and as Burnside moves behind her, throwing her through the ropes out to the ring apron, she falls to the floor. Burnside turns as BRADDOCK returns to his feet. Burnside kicks him in the stomach, doubling him over. Burnside grabs the stunned BRADDOCK, nailing him with an inverted atomic drop. BRADDOCK falls to the mat. Burnside covers him, as the referee counts.
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2. Kick out!
Walker pulls herself back up onto the ring apron; she starts to return to the ring, but Burnside runs at her, knocking her off the ring apron and back onto the floor. Burnside steps out onto the ring apron, dropping onto the floor. He pulls Walker up off the floor, hooking up her arms. Burnside hits Walker with a pair of knee strikes to her head. He grabs her, planting her on the floor with a neckbreaker.
Cliff Morris - Jenna Jillian Walker plants The Weatherman down with a neckbreaker on the floor!!
Logan Acker - This match has gotten out of control!
Burnside pulls Walker up off the floor; he pushes her back into the ring, sliding in behind her. Burnside covers her as the referee counts.
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Kick out!
Burnside looks up in complete shock. He rises to his feet and pulls Walker up off the mat, sending her into the ropes. Walker bounces off the ropes as Burnside leans over to grab her, but Walker catches Burnside with a kick to the face, staggering him. Walker runs at Burnside, and as she does, he leans over, lifting her up onto his shoulders into a fireman’s carry position. Walker hits Burnside in the side of his head with a pair of repeated elbow strikes, and Burnside drops Walker. She jumps up, catching Burnside and planting him down with a DDT. Walker covers him as the referee counts.
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2. Kick out!
Walker pulls Burnside up to his feet. She sends him into the corner. Walker runs in at him, but Burnside dodges out of the way as Walker slams into the turnbuckles. BRADDOCK turns and nails Burnside with a brutal overhand punch that causes him to fall to the ring apron. BRADDOCK turns with a snarling look on his face. He grabs Walker out of the corner. He goes for a overhand punch on Walker she dodges out of the way. Walker turns BRADDOCK turns and clocks her with the Mansfield’s Curse (Meathook Clothesline). He covers her, the referee counts.
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BRADDOCK rises up with a intense look on his face jerking the ropes back and forth.
Emily Lyle - The winner of this match and NEW!!! UWL Television Champion BRADDOCK!!
BRADDOCK jerks the Television Championship belt out of the hand of the referee and hoist it over his head as he walks around the ring as the show goes off the air.
Emily Lyle - The following contest is set for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit or television time remaining and it is for the UWL Television Championship!
The lights in the arena go out and there's the sound of thunder cracking. "Weather Man" starts to play and a few seconds in lights come up focused on the aisleway. Jackson Burnside stands in the entryway behind a black umbrella with "The Weatherman" written across it in reflective silver lettering. As the lyrics to the song kick in he spins the umbrella, and eventually spins it around himself in a twirl. Jackson faces the crowd, throws the umbrella over his shoulder one right hand and he makes a "finger gun" motion out to the crowd with his left.
Emily Lyle: "Blowing in from the Windy City; standing six-five and weighing in tonight at three-hundred and ten pounds. He s the UWL Television, 'The Weatherman', Jackson Buuuuurnsiiiiiide!"
As Emily announces him, Jackson walks on down to the ring with a pep in his step in very performative manner. He sings along with the lyrics to "Weather Man", he bumps fists with people in the crowd, points around with his free hand or the umbrella. Jackson reaches the ring and rolls under the bottom rope. He gets up one knee at a time and walks in a small circle. The song begins to to build up the chorus and Jackson climbs up to the nearest turnbuckle. He puts his head down and holds the umbrella with both hands.
Let the rain come down and I'm pushin' through!
'Cause I'm a weather man!"
'Cause I'm a weather man!"
Jackson throws his head back in sync with the song. His right arm raises the closed umbrella high into the air. He holds up on the top rope for awhile, and finally after jumping down he removes the long black leather coat and sunglasses. He hands them along with the umbrella to somebody at ringside. He takes a moment to bounce off the ropes and he runs them a few times. Finally he stops in the middle of the ring and continues to hype himself up while waiting.
Drums pound in synch with grinding guitars as “Bonehead" assaults the fans while the arena is blanketed in darkness while at six seconds in, a saxophone begins squealing a prolonged note. At thirteen seconds, while a spotlight suddenly pierces the darkness, casting its light on the entrance curtain, the vocalist begins whooping and screaming. BRADDOCK explodes through the curtain and marches for the ring.
Emily Lyle - “Making his way to the ring! He is five feet, ten inches tall and tips the scales at two hundred and fifty-one pounds and hails from Stockton, California. He! Is! BRADDOCK!!!!
BRADDOCK has ascended the ring steps and is entering the ring halfway down the apron, I’m between the ring posts by dipping under the top rope. He climbs the nearest turnbuckle and while secure on the second rope, he raises both fists in the air and bellows.
Fight Music by D12 begins playing and Jenna Jillian Walker emerges from the entrance way. She sets her hands on her hips and then begins walking down the ramp.
Emily Lyle - From Waterloo, Iowa, weighing one hundred and eighty pounds, Jenna Jillian Walker!!
When Jenna gets to ringside she leaps up onto the ring apron and steps through the top and middle ropes. The crowd cheers as she walks over to the closes turnbuckle and climbs up to the middle rope and raises her arms in the air.
Cliff Morris - It's main event time. As we're set for a three way battle for the Television Championship. As The Weatherman Jackson Burnside takes on BRADDOCK and Jenna Jillian Walker. UWL officials granted BRADDOCK his chance in this match after his domination of Jenna Jillian Walker in their number one contenders match.
As the bell sounds, BRADDOCK runs at Burnside, nailing him with repeated punches. BRADDOCK pulls him around, lifting him up and throwing him down with a backbreaking bodyslam. Burnside lays on the mat, arching his back, as he rives in pain. Walker runs at BRADDOCK nailing him with a hard kick to the back of his leg, which stuns him. Walker kicks BRADDOCK repeatedly in the stomach; she grabs him around his head, planting him down with a DDT. BRADDOCK shoves her off. Walker stumbles. He runs at her, taking her down with a clothesline that turns Walker inside and out. BRADDOCK covers her; the referee counts.
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Burnside breaks up the count. He pulls Walker to her feet, nailing her with a pair of clubbing forearm strikes, which stumble Walker. Burnside runs at Walker, nailing her with a short-arm clothesline. Walker rolls toward the ropes as Burnside rises to his feet. BRADDOCK runs at Burnside, nailing him in the back of his neck with a clothesline, which sends Burnside flipping over onto the mat. BRADDOCK pulls Burnside up to his feet. He grabs Burnside, throwing him with a belly-to-back suplex. BRADDOCK turns as Walker moves back to her feet. BRADDOCK charges at Walker for a lariat, but she dodges out of the way of the lariat attempt. Walker runs into the ropes, bouncing off the ropes; she runs back at BRADDOCK, as he goes for another lariat attempt. BRADDOCK turns as Walker nails him with a running strike.
Cliff Morris - Jenna Jillian Walker nails BRADDOCK with a running knee strike!!
Walker turns, and as Burnside moves behind her, throwing her through the ropes out to the ring apron, she falls to the floor. Burnside turns as BRADDOCK returns to his feet. Burnside kicks him in the stomach, doubling him over. Burnside grabs the stunned BRADDOCK, nailing him with an inverted atomic drop. BRADDOCK falls to the mat. Burnside covers him, as the referee counts.
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2. Kick out!
Walker pulls herself back up onto the ring apron; she starts to return to the ring, but Burnside runs at her, knocking her off the ring apron and back onto the floor. Burnside steps out onto the ring apron, dropping onto the floor. He pulls Walker up off the floor, hooking up her arms. Burnside hits Walker with a pair of knee strikes to her head. He grabs her, planting her on the floor with a neckbreaker.
Cliff Morris - Jenna Jillian Walker plants The Weatherman down with a neckbreaker on the floor!!
Logan Acker - This match has gotten out of control!
Burnside pulls Walker up off the floor; he pushes her back into the ring, sliding in behind her. Burnside covers her as the referee counts.
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Kick out!
Burnside looks up in complete shock. He rises to his feet and pulls Walker up off the mat, sending her into the ropes. Walker bounces off the ropes as Burnside leans over to grab her, but Walker catches Burnside with a kick to the face, staggering him. Walker runs at Burnside, and as she does, he leans over, lifting her up onto his shoulders into a fireman’s carry position. Walker hits Burnside in the side of his head with a pair of repeated elbow strikes, and Burnside drops Walker. She jumps up, catching Burnside and planting him down with a DDT. Walker covers him as the referee counts.
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2. Kick out!
Walker pulls Burnside up to his feet. She sends him into the corner. Walker runs in at him, but Burnside dodges out of the way as Walker slams into the turnbuckles. BRADDOCK turns and nails Burnside with a brutal overhand punch that causes him to fall to the ring apron. BRADDOCK turns with a snarling look on his face. He grabs Walker out of the corner. He goes for a overhand punch on Walker she dodges out of the way. Walker turns BRADDOCK turns and clocks her with the Mansfield’s Curse (Meathook Clothesline). He covers her, the referee counts.
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BRADDOCK rises up with a intense look on his face jerking the ropes back and forth.
Emily Lyle - The winner of this match and NEW!!! UWL Television Champion BRADDOCK!!
BRADDOCK jerks the Television Championship belt out of the hand of the referee and hoist it over his head as he walks around the ring as the show goes off the air.