Universal Stampede 1-6-24

The picture cuts across the arena and cuts to the ring.



Emily Lyle - This is the Universal Stampede. We’ll start out with two wrestlers, every ninety seconds thereafter another wrestler will enter until all the wrestlers have entered!

Cliff Morris - We're ready to kick off the 2023 Universal Stampede! We're about to find out who drew one and two!

The arena's lights go to a dim with different lights flashing. The music kicks in as Garlan Brown steps out as the spotlight shines on him. Brown stands basking in the moment slowly making his way down the aisle with a snarl look on his face. Brown enters the ring turns toward the camera and throws his arms back and lets out a scream as he points forward with one finger out pointing at the camera before turning around moving to his corner.

Cliff Morris - Garlan Brown has drawn number one!!

The music and lights kick in as the same moment as Silas Adler steps out stares directly down to the ring. Adler slowly turns his head from right then to left before making his way toward the ring. Adler moves back to the corner with the intense look.

Cliff Morris - The UWL Tag Team Champions Garlan Brown and Silas Adler have drawn one and two!

The bell sounds to get the Universal Stampede underway. Adler and Brown circle one another. They look at one another shrug their shoulders. They lock up into a collar and elbow tie up. Brown catches Adler with a knee to the stomach and clubs him across his back. Brown spins Adler around twice in a circle and goes to toss him, but he blocks it. He turns and nails Brown with a right hand that staggers him. Adler comes at him and goes to toss Brown out, but he hangs on.

Cliff Morris - Absolution are putting being a tag team aside and fighting it out!

Logan Acker - These two are not holding anything back.

Brown nails Adler with an elbow to the stomach. He rakes his eyes and turns Adler against the ropes hitting him with a pair of chops. The countdown begins to bring out the next participant.

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The crowd is buzzing when suddenly the lights go out.



"Born for Greatness" by Papa Roach plays as the crowd buzzes, as the crowd goes nuts. The first verse plays out, causing more anticipation. As the verse comes to the end it pauses for a moment. All of the lights go out again, but then come right back on in full brightness!!!



Suddenly, Billy "The G.O.A.T." Danielson walks out from behind the curtain to a huge pop, as he makes his way down to the ring.

Cliff Morris - Billy Danielson is number 3!!

He slides in and goes after Adler and hits him with a clothesline. He turns and takes down Brown with a shoulder block which tosses him back into the turnbuckles with a shocked look on his face. Danielson runs hitting Adler with a pair of slaps to the face and turns him around clocking him with a right hand which stuns him. Danielson goes to toss Adler over the top rope, but he hangs on. Brown sets back in the corner leaning against the turnbuckles watching as Danielson has Adler in the corner leveling him with repeated European upper cuts. Danielson pulls him around snapping him over with a snapmare. Danielson runs off the ropes and goes for a running knee but gets taken up and down with a clothesline from Brown.

Cliff Morris - Billy Danielson just got turned inside and out with that clothesline from Garlan Brown!!

Brown stomps away on Danielson as he lays facedown on the mat. Adler comes over joining in with repeated stomps on Danielson.

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'Out Of The Black" by Royal Blood comes on the speaker and red smoke follow on the entrance ramp . Nick Danger walks out onto the entrance ramp wearing his wrestling attire having a determine look on his face he makes his way down to the ring.

Cliff Morris - Nick Danger is out next!!

Nick Danger moves around the ring as Brown and Adler look at him shrugging their shouulders talking to him. Adler comes at Danger for a clothesline he ducks under. Adler turns Danger takes him down with a standing dropkick. Brown comes behind Danger landing a double ax handle blow across his back. Danger staggers into the ropes. Brown comes at him kicking him in the stomach with repeated kicks. Brown turns Danger around trying to push him over the top rope, but Danger hangs on.

Cliff Morris - Garlan Brown trying to eliminate Nick Danger just as quick as he came into this match!

Logan Acker - Garlan Brown showing no mercy!

Danger kicks Brown off. Danielson has Adler against the ropes hitting him with knife edge chops.

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The arena's lights fall sending the venue into a pitch black state, the beginning rhythms of "Requiem" hits the arena's sound system. The crowd immediately resounds with a roar of boos. Lights begin to fill through out the arena. Rylee emerges from the back stopping at the top of the entrance ramp. Poverly makes her way down the aisle to the ring.

Cliff Morris - Rylee Poverly is our next grappler in the Universal Stampede!!

Poverly slides into the ring. Danielson gets away from Adler as he turns Poverly connects with a forearm strike into a roundhouse kick that stuns him. Danielson staggers as he turns and lands a clothesline that turns Poverly inside and out. Poverly gets to her feet. He runs at her for a clothesline, Poverly ducks under. He turns, Poverly connects with a pair of repeated punches landing hard against his stunning face, Danielson. He stumbles back. Poverly leaps into the air connecting with a dropkick that sends Danielson down to the mat.

Cliff Morris - Rylee Poverly sends Billy Danielson down with a textbook dropkick!

They both return to their feet. Poverly hits Danielson with a pair of forearm strikes. She steps back, he falls against the ropes. Poverly runs at him, but she tries to push him over the top rope. Danielson blocks her he turns and pushes Poverly up and over the top rope down to the floor.

Emily Lyle - Rylee Poverly has been eliminated!!!

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"Gangster's Paradise" by Coolio begins to play throughout the arena. The lights abruptly turn off all at once as the music continues to play. Seemingly hundreds of camera flashes begin lighting up the darkened arena then suddenly the curtain is thrown back and Robert Daniels and his wife Lauren emerge from behind the curtain...Daniels wears a very serious look upon his face, walking down the center of the runway with his wife in tow. He stops on the apron moving into the ring.

Cliff Morris - Robert Daniels is out next!!

As Daniels steps into the ring. Danielson has Adler against the ropes trying to push him over the top rope, but he's hanging on. Brown starts to move across the ring and gets hit by a kick from Danger. Danielson sends Adler up and over the top rope out to the floor.

Emily Lyle - Silas Adler has been eliminated!!

Danger turns and gets nails with a knife edge chop from Daniels. He nails him with another chop and rakes his eyes. Daniels grabs Danger and pushes him up and over the top rope out to the floor.

Emily Lyle - Nick Danger has been eliminated!!

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The lights dim in the arena and the words "I AM #1" flash on the video screen...

MIRROR, VAIN

GONE INSANE

BUT THE MEMORY REMAINS

The house lights come back up and standing in the center of the stage, holding a single finger high in the air, is #1 Daron Smythe. Smythe looks out at the crowd, some holding up their own version of the single finger salute, as he saunters down the aisle towards the ring, confidently keeping that finger in the air as he steps through the ropes.

Cliff Morris - Daron Smythe the 2023 Universal Stampede winner is the next competitor in the 2024 Universal Stampede!!

Smythe comes into the ring. As he does, Danielson and Brown are trading punches. Brown goes for a clothesline on Danielson as he leans against the ropes. Danielson leans over throwing Brown up and over the top rope sending him down to the floor.

Emily Lyle - Garlan Brown has been eliminated!!

Daniels and Smythe trade chops with one another. Smythe grabs Daniels hitting him with a knee to the stomach stunning him. Smythe pulls him around sending him into the ropes. Daniels comes off the ropes, Smythe goes for a lariat, but Daniels ducks under. Danielson leans on one knee in the corner as he watches on. Daniels grabs Smythe around his head and tries to push him over the top rope, but Smythe is hanging on.

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Fight Music by D12 begins playing and Jenna Jillian Walker emerges from the entrance way. She sets her hands on her hips and then begins walking down the ramp. When Jenna gets to ringside she leaps up onto the ring apron and steps through the top and middle ropes.

Cliff Morris - Out next is the Television Champion Jenna Jillian Walker!!

Walker comes into the ring. She runs right at Danielson and nails him with a pair of forearm strikes. She grabs him and tries to push him over the top rope. Danielson hangs on as Walker is trying to push him over. Daniels gets loose from Smythe and comes over to join Walker. They try to push Danielson over but he hangs on. Danielson kicks Walker, knocking her back. He manages to kick Daniels as well.

Cliff Morris - Billy Danielson hangs on and comes out kicking and swinging!!

Danielson comes at Daniels hitting him with repeated forearm strikes that land flush in his face. Daniels comes back with a pair of chops that echo all over the building.

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The lights in the arena go out and there's the sound of thunder cracking. "Weather Man" starts to play and a few seconds in lights come up focused on the aisle way. Jackson Burnside stands in the entryway behind a black umbrella with "The Weatherman" written across it in reflective silver lettering. As the lyrics to the song kick in he spins the umbrella, and eventually spins it around himself in a twirl. Jackson faces the crowd, throws the umbrella over his shoulder one right hand and he makes a "finger gun" motion out to the crowd with his left. Jackson walks on down to the ring with a pep in his step in very performative manner. He sings along with the lyrics to "Weather Man", he bumps fists with people in the crowd, points around with his free hand or the umbrella. Jackson reaches the ring and rolls under the bottom rope.

Cliff Morris - Jackson Burnside is out next!!

Walker stands looking at Burnside as he steps into the ring. He runs at her kicking her with a big boot. Burnside turns pounding his chest. He grabs Walker up and tosses her up and over the top rope out to the floor.

Emily Lyle - Jenna Jillian Walker has been eliminated!!

Danielson walks over to Burnside looking at him. They stand off against one another. Daniels wants no part of this and hangs back in the corner. Burnside and Danielson aren't saying a word to one another. Burnside throws a wild right hand that stuns Danielson. He grabs him and sends him to the ropes. Burnside runs at him, but Danielson blocks him and kicks him back causing him to stumble across the ring. Danielson comes off the ropes and nails Burnside with a running knee strike which stuns him. Danielson turns and gets met with a clothesline from Robert Daniels. He leans over talking trash to Danielson.

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The lights throughout the arena dim simultaneously out throughout the arena as sound system as its heard throughout the arena out steps Joseph Lincoln from behind the curtains. Lincoln stands motionless in the entrance isle looking out into the darkness that surrounds around him, as he does a white piercing light comes to life and begins to shine down upon him. Once at ringside Lincoln walks around to the steel steps and slowly walking into the ring.

Cliff Morris - Joseph Lincoln is our next competitor!

Lincoln enters the ring as he does, Daniels slaps him with a pair of knife edge chops. He grabs him and shoves him over the top rope out to the floor.

Emily Lyle - Joseph Lincoln has been eliminated!!

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“Paint It Black" (the modern remixed version) by Valerie Broussard plays and the crowd jeers the hateful anti pro wrestling activist turned pro wrestler against her will as she emerges atop the ramp. Some hirelings are carting the sacred XWF hall of fame ring mat that she stole from the XWF hall of fame building during her desecration of it. The hirelings unroll it down the ramp and Sonya makes a speedy trek down to the ring because she does not want to freaking be here. During their transit to the ring she makes sure to rip up some of the fans’ signs that she finds offensive. Once they get inside the ring she moves to her corner where she paces.

Cliff Morris - Sonya Benson is our next grappler!!

Benson moves into the ring. Daniels comes at her and goes for a right hand, she blocks it. Benson comes back with a pair of punches of her own. She grabs Daniels trying to push him over the top rope, but he hangs on. She keeps trying to push him over but Daniels hangs on. He kicks Benson knocking her back. Burnside has Danielson in the corner with his boot in his throat choking him as he has Danielson laying back in the corner. Burnside drops his leg down. He starts nailing Danielson with repeated back elbows in the corner.

Cliff Morris - Jackson Burnside trying to take off Billy Danielson’s head in the corner!

Burnside turns and comes up behind Benson and sends her up and over the top rope down to the floor.

Emily Lyle - Sonya Benson has been eliminated!!

Drums pound in synch with grinding guitars as “Bonehead” assaults the fans while the arena is blanketed in darkness while at six seconds in, a saxophone begins squealing a prolonged note. A spotlight suddenly pierces the darkness, casting its beam of light on the entrance curtain while the vocalist begins whooping and screaming. BRADDOCK explodes through the curtain with Aggie on his heels. He stops at the top of the ramp and looks across the crowd while Salem stands just behind him, smirking with malice over his left shoulder. The duo have started down the ramp and BRADDOCK climbs the steps first. He wipes his feet on the ring apron at the top of the steps before proceeding about halfway across the apron. He takes a seat on the middle rope while he pushes the top rope up so Aggie can enter the ring a little easier.

Cliff Morris - Our last entrant is BRADDOCK!!

BRADDOCK looks around. He comes up behind Leonardo nailing him with a double ax handle and a pair of punches to Smythe. BRADDOCK grabs Smythe and pulls him around to the ropes. He goes to try and push Smythe over, but he blocks it, elbowing him in the stomach. Smythe takes BRADDOCK down with a clothesline that sends him to the mat. Smythe stands choking BRADDOCK. He reaches around whipping Smythe over onto the mat. He kicks him with a hard kick to the back of his head.

Cliff Morris - BRADDOCK kicking the daylights out of Daron Smythe with a vicious kick!

Burnside takes down Daniels with a clothesline. He grabs him and goes to push him over the top rope, but Daniels nails Burnside with a kick to the stomach doubling him over. Daniel starts hitting him with repeated knee lifts stunning him. Daniels turns as Smythe takes Daniels down with a clothesline sending him to the mat. Danielson and BRADDOCK are trading punches with one another. They stand off in the middle of the ring trading punches.

Cliff Morris - BRADDOCK and Billy Danielson are slugging it out with punches swinging for the fences!

Smythe turns and tries to push Burnside over, but he hangs on and pushes Smythe off. Daniels comes over and tries to push Smythe over but he hangs on. Smythe backs Daniels into the corner and starts hitting him with repeated punches in the corner.

BRADDOCK comes to Burnside and nails him with a pair of punches. He grabs him round his wrist, but Burnside blocks it and hits him with a pair of repeated punches. BRADDOCK stumbles slightly. Burnside comes at him for a big boot, but BRADDOCK blocks it. He turns coming at Burnside for a clothesline, but he ducks under. Burnside hits BRADDOCK with a clothesline sending him up and over the top rope sending him out to the floor.

Emily Lyle - BRADDOCK has been eliminated!!

Daniels has Danielson choking him over the top rope. He has a wild look on his face as he's choking him across the top rope. Daniels tries to push Danielson over the top rope, but he blocks it and hangs on. Daniels steps back as Danielson leans back up. He goes to chop him but Danielson blocks it. He comes at Daniels with forearm strikes. He grabs him and sends him sailing up and over the top rope out to the floor. Daniels is livid on the floor kicking the guardrail and kicking the ring skirt.

Emily Lyle - Robert Daniels has been eliminated!!

Danielson stands looking at Daniels throwing a fit on the floor. Smythe comes up behind him and goes to send him over the top rope, but he hangs on. Burnside runs over quickly and pushes both Danielson and Smythe over the top rope sending them up and over to the floor.

Emily Lyle - The winner of the Universal Stampede The Weatherman Jackson Burnside!!!

Cliff Morris - Jackson Burnside has won the Universal Stampede!!

Daniels tries to go after Danielson but referee's around ringside block him off holding him back. Daron Smythe is livid pointing at Jackson Burnside who stands in the ring with his arms stretched out taking in the moment as the show comes to a end.