Post by UWL Office on Jun 15, 2022 11:15:14 GMT -5
Cliff Morris - Welcome to UWL Saturday Night. At the last UWL Saturday Night we saw the Universal Rumble. We have the main event for Only the Strong Survive on, March 20th on Pay-Per-View and Universal Wrestling Network. The main event is set as Casey Holliday will defend the UWL World Championship against AJ Knight the winner of the 2020 Universal Rumble.
Logan Acker - AJ Knight earned his chance at the richest prize in our sport. Tonight he'll have a tough challenge ahead of him with Lilith Rising. Casey Holliday will have to face off against Billy Danielson. We have a loaded night. I can't wait.
Cliff Morris - Indeed we do. Tonight's a loaded night. Before we go to the action let's hear from Ryan Samuels!
The cameras cut to backstage where we see the classic UWL backdrop. In front of the backdrop is a big mountain of a man, “the Midwest Nightmare” Ryan Samuels. Samuels has a snarl across his face and his black cowboy hat is tilted forward, giving him a rather intimidating look.
RYAN SAMUELS
Well hot damn! A few weeks back, I done did made my debut here in the UWL. I have been rippin’ it up for other companies and the big shots up in the UWL management wanted a piece of the ol’ Midwest Nightmare. Understandable, I am quite the hot commodity right now. I get it. I sure done do. What I don’t get is why some idiot named Jake Mason thinks he has any right to get me thrown out of my debut match here. I was tossing fools in that Universal Rumble and I even tossed you, Mason. But you decided to come and sign your death certificate yourself and got me all distracted and thrown out. That was a bad move, Jake. People around here are gonna learn real quick that I am not someone you want to mess with. I don’t care about playing nice, I’ll find you and knock your damn head twenty feet back with a god damn lariat. I don’t care about rules, I don’t care about fines. I care about one thing and one thing only: me.
Ryan growls with fury in his eyes.
RYAN SAMUELS
Mason, this ain’t over. We’re gonna deal with this real soon. But right now, I have other things I gotta focus on first. Lauren Parker. We got ourselves a match tonight. Now from what I hear around these parts is that you usually get written off as Mrs. Robb Daniels. Just a pretty face tryin’ to be a wrestler. Now we both know that ain’t true. You’re a damn fine wrestler. A former two time Television Champion. You ain’t just a pretty face and a set of... Well, you ain’t just someone folks should write off. I have been watchin’ your matches and folks would have to be damn stupid not to see that you are one hell of a wrestler. The thing is, you don’t have a mother goat’s chance in hell of beating me tonight. Sorry to tell ya. I don’t care that you are a lady. I surely don’t. I am an equal opportunity ass kicker, honestly. The thing that is givin’ me the clear cut advantage here is that I am the Midwest Nightmare. I’m gonna come at you with the fury of all of Kansas behind me and I’m gonna knock your pretty little ass down and out. Nothing against you, Lauren. It’s just that I don’t see myself losing tonight.
Ryan flicks his cowboy hat back, revealing the sheer determination in his eyes.
RYAN SAMUELS
It’s time for a change around these parts, ladies and gentlemen. Time to throw out the old and bring in the new. The Midwest Nightmare is something new. Something worth realizin’ is gonna be runnin’ the show sooner rather than later. You morons are lookin’ at the future and dammit, I gotta say, you can cheer for me or you can boo. I don’t care, all I know is that I’m gonna win some gold and drink some beers. Hot damn!
With that, Ryan Samuels storms off as the cameras cut back to ringside.
Logan Acker - AJ Knight earned his chance at the richest prize in our sport. Tonight he'll have a tough challenge ahead of him with Lilith Rising. Casey Holliday will have to face off against Billy Danielson. We have a loaded night. I can't wait.
Cliff Morris - Indeed we do. Tonight's a loaded night. Before we go to the action let's hear from Ryan Samuels!
The cameras cut to backstage where we see the classic UWL backdrop. In front of the backdrop is a big mountain of a man, “the Midwest Nightmare” Ryan Samuels. Samuels has a snarl across his face and his black cowboy hat is tilted forward, giving him a rather intimidating look.
RYAN SAMUELS
Well hot damn! A few weeks back, I done did made my debut here in the UWL. I have been rippin’ it up for other companies and the big shots up in the UWL management wanted a piece of the ol’ Midwest Nightmare. Understandable, I am quite the hot commodity right now. I get it. I sure done do. What I don’t get is why some idiot named Jake Mason thinks he has any right to get me thrown out of my debut match here. I was tossing fools in that Universal Rumble and I even tossed you, Mason. But you decided to come and sign your death certificate yourself and got me all distracted and thrown out. That was a bad move, Jake. People around here are gonna learn real quick that I am not someone you want to mess with. I don’t care about playing nice, I’ll find you and knock your damn head twenty feet back with a god damn lariat. I don’t care about rules, I don’t care about fines. I care about one thing and one thing only: me.
Ryan growls with fury in his eyes.
RYAN SAMUELS
Mason, this ain’t over. We’re gonna deal with this real soon. But right now, I have other things I gotta focus on first. Lauren Parker. We got ourselves a match tonight. Now from what I hear around these parts is that you usually get written off as Mrs. Robb Daniels. Just a pretty face tryin’ to be a wrestler. Now we both know that ain’t true. You’re a damn fine wrestler. A former two time Television Champion. You ain’t just a pretty face and a set of... Well, you ain’t just someone folks should write off. I have been watchin’ your matches and folks would have to be damn stupid not to see that you are one hell of a wrestler. The thing is, you don’t have a mother goat’s chance in hell of beating me tonight. Sorry to tell ya. I don’t care that you are a lady. I surely don’t. I am an equal opportunity ass kicker, honestly. The thing that is givin’ me the clear cut advantage here is that I am the Midwest Nightmare. I’m gonna come at you with the fury of all of Kansas behind me and I’m gonna knock your pretty little ass down and out. Nothing against you, Lauren. It’s just that I don’t see myself losing tonight.
Ryan flicks his cowboy hat back, revealing the sheer determination in his eyes.
RYAN SAMUELS
It’s time for a change around these parts, ladies and gentlemen. Time to throw out the old and bring in the new. The Midwest Nightmare is something new. Something worth realizin’ is gonna be runnin’ the show sooner rather than later. You morons are lookin’ at the future and dammit, I gotta say, you can cheer for me or you can boo. I don’t care, all I know is that I’m gonna win some gold and drink some beers. Hot damn!
With that, Ryan Samuels storms off as the cameras cut back to ringside.